Wow, there's a lot of misheard lyrics by Elton John. Must be that fruity British accent.
One night ages ago (1980's something) a couple friends and I tried to decipher about a half dozen Elton John songs. This was during the age of cassette tapes. We would listen to the snippets of lyrics, pause the tape and each person would give their interpretation of what Elton was singing. Then we'd rewind a few seconds, listen again, and guess again. I've got to say that Saturday Night's All Right (For Fighting) and Bennie and the Jets were the hardest ones.
I've also noticed that SoundHound app sometimes makes some really silly errors in lyrics.
Rod Stewart's "You're in My Heart", "The big bosomed lady with the Dutch accent",
Becomes: "the big bossed lady..."
Foreigner's "Blue Morning, Blue Day": 'I've always listened to your point of view, my ways I've tried to mend'
Becomes: 'I've always listened to your point of view, my ways are cut through men'.