No, you are on such a surface level of understanding that you can't see the truth of what Jesus was teaching. Someone said that Jesus must have been being LITERAL when he told the story of the Rich Man and Lazarus, because Jesus wouldn't lie. That is such a shallow thing to say. I almost laughed!!! Of course Jesus wouldn't LIE. He was telling a parable, using metaphor! I answered the question of "would Jesus lie?" by saying---no, he didn't "lie," he was using metaphor to make a much deeper point. Just like he used illustrations like the mustard seed and the dragnet and the travelling merchant (Matt. chapter 13) to illustrate what it means to put the Kingdom first. Was he "lying" about the Kingdom being a mustard seed that grew into a tree? Please. He was telling a story likening something to another thing that wasn't actually that same thing, but people could get a picture in their minds about what the Kingdom meant. The same thing with the story of the Rich Man and Lazarus. I can't believe you are so shallow-minded that you can't see what Jesus was talking about.
Your pathetic understanding is shown blatantly by your simple-minded comment about "the joke's on you." I did, in fact, say that the mustard seed does grow into a tree.
You only say this because you don't know the Lord Jesus Christ. He was, in fact, warning you of what you would be facing if your didn't change you hard heart and turn to Him for His mercy and grace. He is the Lord your God, and you flat deny that. To make matters worse, you accuse the Lord of teaching an untruth. There was no "metaphor" there. Had there been, Jesus would have explained the meaning to the disciples. Every single one of Jesus' parables were true pictures...none went against real life events, and as in this text, a description of what we see in many other verses in scripture. You have a lot of ignoring to do to claim it was only a metaphor.
Psalm 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
Isaiah 5:14-15 Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.
And the mean man shall be brought down, and the mighty man shall be humbled, and the eyes of the lofty shall be humbled:
Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Mark 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
I can tell by reading your post that you are fighting hard against the truth of the Scriptures. You do that in order to twist and pervert them...just as every single cult out there does.