Junius Gallio
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I am not in a fire grate, nor a sewer grate. What's more, I'm not in a grater--which is probably a mistake on someone's part, seeing how cheesy my jokes are.
I am not in a fire grate, nor a sewer grate. What's more, I'm not in a grater--which is probably a mistake on someone's part, seeing how cheesy my jokes are.
You seem to have a grate sense of humor though...
lain: That's gotta be worth something.
Junius Gallio
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You seem to have a grate sense of humor though...
My wife occasionally begs leave to differ with your opinion. Of course, for "occasionally," I mean "every time I start with the puns or a shaggy dog story."
According to her, if I were a professional comic, I would have to pay people for the damages my jokes do.
I understand. My wife rolls her eyes so often her opthamologist is suggesting marriage counselling.My wife occasionally begs leave to differ with your opinion. Of course, for "occasionally," I mean "every time I start with the puns or a shaggy dog story."
According to her, if I were a professional comic, I would have to pay people for the damages my jokes do.
lain::drum:
IMJerusha
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It was a joke, based at least in part on the fact that I don't like chopped liver.
Well, you see?....humor exposes commonality! :jump: I absolutely, positively, abhor chopped liver! :nono::nono: :noway: :rotfl: