Halloween

[Ktoyou]

Oh no! I would never get away; they would catch me and place a carved pumpkin on my head!

Y'all would get away alright, not I, and my picture would be in the newspaper, pumpkin head and all! They might wrap me up with toilette paper and mail me to Hillary's house where she would use mind control tactics to brain wash me into being a Democrat. After all, a lobotomy and some Hollywood acting lessons will do the trick.

Sherman could out move me, so i should be in the chopper? Maybe I could woman the video camera, and we could show it on Youtube?

 

[glorydaz]

Oh no! I would never get away; they would catch me and place a carved pumpkin on my head!

Y'all would get away alright, not I, and my picture would be in the newspaper, pumpkin head and all! They might wrap me up with toilette paper and mail me to Hillary's house where she would use mind control tactics to brain wash me into being a Democrat. After all, a lobotomy and some Hollywood acting lessons will do the trick.

Sherman could out move me, so i should be in the chopper? Maybe I could woman the video camera, and we could show it on Youtube?

And here I thought I had good reason not to go with Tam and Angel. My fears were so ......mundane.... in comparison to yours. Do NOT risk it. Believe me Hollywood is not all it's cracked up to be and a DEMOCRAT? Fate worse than death. Just don't answer the door when they come knocking. :thumb:

 

[Ktoyou]

i have to have my treatment anyway. Do not know what to do on Halloween, although this is one of those kids off to somewhere neighborhoods. Sad but true, no kiddies

 

[Tambora]

Oh no! I would never get away; they would catch me and place a carved pumpkin on my head!

Y'all would get away alright, not I, and my picture would be in the newspaper, pumpkin head and all! They might wrap me up with toilette paper and mail me to Hillary's house where she would use mind control tactics to brain wash me into being a Democrat. After all, a lobotomy and some Hollywood acting lessons will do the trick.

Sherman could out move me, so i should be in the chopper? Maybe I could woman the video camera, and we could show it on Youtube?

Ahh!
The cameraman. How could I forget the cameraman?!

 

[Tambora]

Just don't answer the door when they come knocking.

We don't need knocking.
And we don't need doors.

:chuckle:

 

[Angel4Truth]

Definitely cool. Brilliant!

That turned out good!

Ty

 

[Angel4Truth]

We'll swing by and pick up Angel.
Sherman will keep lookout in a black copter.

Sounds like a blast!

 

[Rusha]

OK! I admit it! I was a bad kid on Halloween. I rolled and kicked pumpkins. My poor mama, she never knew anything about doing bad things on Halloween!

I knew all these dirty tricks and my kids did not do these nasty things, or I would know and punish them!

Their kids never had the same Halloween; it was more like kids going to private parties. Why? From what I remember they worried about the safety aspect for kids, not their potential bad behaviour.

I was just the opposite. As a kid, I never pulled any pranks and was one of those kids who said "thank you" after receiving the candy.

As a preteen and teen, my Halloween always consisted of going to the Halloween get-together with my church youth group.

Sounds boring, huh? :chuckle:

 

[PureX]

Typical conservative BS, as there are no kids on this planet that are too lazy to dress up in costumes and go 'trick-or-treating'. :chuckle:

 

[PureX]

My dad used to have a halloween hay-ride for the adults and their kids. He borrowed a neighbor's large hay wagon and hooked it to his tractor, strung colored lights all over it, and put bales of hay on if for people to sit. Meanwhile he'd put a big fire in the wood stove in the barn for people to warm up (halloween can be cold around these parts) and everyone would take turns riding around on the wagon, and warming up by the fire. Lots of beer and liquor for the adults, and lots of candy and games for the kids. Everyone was thoroughly happy.

 

[glorydaz]

We don't need knocking.
And we don't need doors.

:chuckle:

As soon as I wrote it I knew it was a foolish thing to say. :chuckle:

 

[Tambora]

Going to rain all weekend here.
Going to be some drenched goblins.

 

[Tambora]

 

[aikido7]

I am going to take my clothes off, put a raisin in my navel, and go as a cookie.

 

[ok doser]

is it safe?

 

[Angel4Truth]

I am going to take my clothes off, put a raisin in my navel, and go as a cookie.

Gross

 

[Angel4Truth]

is it safe?

 

[glorydaz]

Going to rain all weekend here.
Going to be some drenched goblins.

So much for the zombie makeup.

 

[glorydaz]

Gross

But he tries so hard not to offend. :idunno:

 

[Angel4Truth]