How's all those signs about the coming rapture working out for you?
Tell us a little more about that Roman army being the second coming, sweetie. Go ahead-unpack it for us.
And explain why you lied about that, per...
“And that is what happened.
The Lord came in a way that everyone could see Him. However, He never touched planet earth, and when this event was over, He then sat on the throne in Heaven NOT on planet earth.”-Tet.
And identify this "everyone" that allegedly
saw Him return-documentation, please.
Wait...everyone saw Him....He came, but...
"Jesus never physically returned, and never will physically return to planet earth after He ascended to Heaven"-Preterist deceiver Tet.
Tell us how it is possible to "see" a coming/return, if He did not come physically?
Well, Craigie?
Chapter, verse, where He lost his flesh and bone body, after His ascension. Chapter, verse, where He is not a man, today, as you satanically assert.
Watch the song and dance, deceit, or punt, forth coming.....Watch.........
Let me guess:I know, I know....Darby...Bullinger....You follow the teachings/inventions/theories of fallible men, unlike me, as I, Craigie, follow the teachings of infallible men, or women, or the pope....vision of a teenage girl.....Darby.....Bullinger.....figurative.....hyperbole...fulfilled AD 65, or 66, 0r 70, 0r 666......No one taught dispensationalism, until Darby, and no one taught that the earth was round, until, and no one taught of the concept of "God the Father," until this "Jesus" I reference, in disrespect, flipping the bird at him, came around, and the idea that he will be King on the planet earth, ..........and Pluto was a planet, at one time, as when you discover objective truth, determines if it is, in fact, objective truth, you see, well, uh, urr, and thus, the Lord Jesus Christ was not really the Lord God, until I, Gomer Tet., discovered it, you see.....Darby.....Bullinger....
Snip....snap...snort....
Satanic clown.