Michael if I had any respect for your opinions on other matters I would take into consideration your opinion on this matter. You have given me no reason to seriously consider anything you say on these issues. You are wishy washy on matters that are clear, yet you compensate for that by being stubborn on matters in which you are obviously inaccurate. I would be a fool to consider your counsel as anything other than foolish rantings.
Stripe on the other hand is pretty much consistently stubborn and wrong, not much wishy washy with him. He is definitely the alpha in your ambiguously gay duo. But for you this is a case of the blind leading the blind. You have a bit of a limp wrist and you are blind. Stripe puts on a facade of certainty, but he is clearly wrong on so many issues.