They made a movie about the popemobile. It was "Fish Fridays and the Furious"
Oh, now your our resident Speed Racer, eh, Mayor? Why don't you call up your proposoned, long lost brother, "Racer X(egesis)," tell him you have a new side car, to your popemobile "Mach 5," then, unscrew the screws, holding it to the main car, and to the bullet proof glass top, and, then do a "Jim Rockford" peel rubber, leaving him in the dust, to duck/dodge bullets, as you speed off into the next concrete road block, as you giggle? You're a real jokester, ain't you, squirt?