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I LOVE that!kmoney said:Average
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m_d said:FSM sounds foolish? then how are we supposed to react when someone tries to sell us a religion that has...
Revelation 19:6 And I heard ... the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
It was that "Her Noodly Goodness" was bad even. She was simply, absolutely amoral and unloving . By your own words, "She" is experientially irrelevant and emperically unverifiable. "She" obviously does not possess [else you would not raise issue with the Living God's supernaturality] the supernaturality required to qualify as an eternal being and thereby validate your claim of the FSM. "She" is internally incoherent.Her Noodly Goodness doesn't sound so bad anymore..
sentientsynth said:thous fools, pull yourselves together. One's own existence must be true. Only that which exists can inquire at all. By the very process of doubting one's existence, one verified it!
Almost, but not quite as funny as Walt Brown's hydroplate theory.Metalking said:Population formula = http://www.ldolphin.org/popul.html
Curiously, other creationists make the exact opposite claim – that the entire Earth's surface is NOT covered by at least hundreds of feet of sediment, as they claim would be expected if the Earth were billions of years old, – as evidence for a global flood!Metalking said:Example : Sediment level on the entire Earth's surface due to the flood,there is not once square inch on the planet not covered in hundreds of feet, and in places kilometers of sediment
Hmm, I wasn't aware that cause of death was so readily apparent in fossils. How does one distinguish a flood-smothered trilobite fossil from a mud-smothered trilobite fossil from a disease-extinguished trilobite fossil?Metalking said:...the fossils found here show they were instantly smothered by the flood
Your wording is a bit unclear. Do you mean that marine fossils can be found at most geographic locations worldwide if you dig in the right horizon, or do you mean that marine fossils can be found mixed in any fossil dig (e.g., with T. rex bones, giant sloth bones, fossil pine trees, etc.)? The first case, closer to reality, does not at all provide support for a single instantaneous global flood, and the second case is just plain incorrect.Metalking said:..the fact that, marine fossils are found throughout the geological column points strongly to a flood-based interpretation of the fossil formation.
"Many"? But the vast majority are not "virtually identical to their fossilized ancestors." And you forgot to note that in most of your many cases, the nearly-identical fossils are not millions of years old, they are thousands of years old. That is, recent fossils are often extremely similar to modern taxa, but the older the fossils, the smaller the chance that they are very similar. Evolutionary theory has an explanation for this; does Creationism?Metalking said:It should also be noted that many of the animals alive today are virtually identical to their fossilized ancestors arguing against million of years separating their fossils from today.
How many people, for example, do you think were needed to build the pyramids of Giza?
sentientsynth said:m_d,
God, as Creator, must be separate from His creation. This conclusion is necessary from observation. Aren't there evidences that the universe will eventually die of a "heat death "? The Living God must be beyond the universe as similarly the Sun is beyond the earth, adding energy and performing work upon it per His want.
If the universe is slowly emptying, what does that say of it? That it was once full! It is apparent to my mind that the natural realm cannot adequately explain its own existence. On this basis a supernatural realm may be posited. Even further, we have already agreed that eternality is a fundamental component of the idea of God. Implicit in God's eternality is His supernaturality. He must be this way. Else He wouldn't be God. Thus another a priori is dispelled.
Mr. Jack,Mr Jack said:Descarte's Cogito, in other words? The trouble with Descarte's work is that he lacks the courage of his convictions. Both Hume and Kant deal with this at length, the whole Cogito argument makes assumptions you can't have from first principles (that the I you believe in is real and not illusionary; that logic works).
Your definition of FSM is moving closer and closer to that of the true God. Eventually, if I decide to keep entertaining your silliness, "She" will possess all of the traits logically necessary, all of the traits possessed by the true Living God of the Bible.mighty_duck said:1. The FSM is the ontological basis for everything. She is "supernatural", eternal, and very powerful. She created everything you see.
You're misinformed. The God of the Bible is absolutely falsifiable. This is the distinguishing mark of Christianity: that God has manifested himself throughout history, and that this history is recorded in the Bible. Prove that Jesus of Nazareth did not rise on the third day. Then you will have falsified "my" God.She, like your god, is unfalsifiable.
Unless there is a basis on which to test a truth, its claim to truth is meaningless. So here we have yet another aspect in which the FSM is insupportable. But, like you said, you're not a "big believer."Likewise, a God who does not make a verifiable or falsifiable difference is no God at all. Unless the believer can indicate how the world would be different if there were no God at all, he cannot use conditions in the world as evidence that there is a God. In short, unless the theist can answer the challenge head-on, then it would appear that he must have ...an unfalsifiable belief in God despite all facts or states of affairs. Christian Apologetics
Those apects of existence which supersede matter demand an immaterial ontological basis, else they cannot be said to trutly exist, but are illusory.Because we see something in our lives, there is no need to posit that it is also a part of the creator's character.
Then she is morally relativistic. She cannot provide the ontological basis for moral absolutes, and therefore provides neither emperical adequacy nor experiential relevance to the observable creation. Thus she is falsified.The FSM could have created morality as a fun little experiment.
1. Logical consistencyOur next course of action is to decide which axioms are "better". Would you like to try to define some standards?
1. Blank assertion. Will he back this thing up? Why couldn't God have created a universe that is different from his nature?Regularities exist, not because God created them (as if to reify "regularities" as "things"), but because He determined to create a universe that reflected His own nature and character.
I must be reading this wrong. Certainly you're not saying that all of the traits of the God of the Bible are logically necessary?!?sentientsynth said:Eventually, if I decide to keep entertaining your silliness, "She" will possess all of the traits logically necessary, all of the traits possessed by the true Living God of the Bible.
Prove that Jesus of Nazareth did not rise on the third day.
Those apects of existence which supersede matter demand an immaterial ontological basis, else they cannot be said to trutly exist, but are illusory.
kmoney said::think: and "homeschoolers" would probably be just ahead of "Creationists"
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Oh but I am.SUTG said:I must be reading this wrong. Certainly you're not saying that all of the traits of the God of the Bible are logically necessary?!?
No record of such exists. Compare that to the world best seller, the Bible.Prove that the FSM didn't create a giant blob of linguini ex nihilo in the year 1342.
It is the same ontological basis for logic, of which mathematics is an extension, namely, God.What is the immaterial ontological basis for the number 4.3?
I doubt that you will ever confuse the FSM with the biblical God. They do share a few basic traits though.sentientsynth said:Your definition of FSM is moving closer and closer to that of the true God.
sentientsynth said:You're misinformed. The God of the Bible is absolutely falsifiable.
It usually works the other way, where you have to prove your baseless assertion. But since you brought it up:sentientsynth said:Prove that Jesus of Nazareth did not rise on the third day. Then you will have falsified "my" God.
sentientsynth said:Falsifiability is very important in a world-view..[The FSM is not]
sentientsynth said:Those aspects of existence which supersede matter demand an immaterial ontological basis, else they cannot be said to truly exist, but are illusory.
You assume too much!sentientsynth said:Then she is morally relativistic. She cannot provide the ontological basis for moral absolutes, and therefore provides neither emperical adequacy nor experiential relevance to the observable creation. Thus she is falsified.
sentientsynth said:1. Logical consistency
2. Emperical adequacy
3. Experiential relevance
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avatar382 said:Great posts. I regret that I haven't had the time to participate as much in this thread as I had hoped, due to my workload
I am happy to see that our Noodly Master has made a prominent impact on this thread. Pastafarians unite!
SUTG said:Here is the full list:
Average
Retards
Homeschoolers
Creationists
Homeschooled Creationists
Skeptic