They're far from worthless!
You make something legal and it changes public perception of that thing. Suicide will increase. It will become more and more acceptable, to a wider and wider range of people.
Now that's not a problem if you're pro-suicide. But if you know that suicide is wrong, then you most certainly should not wish to see it condoned by the law.
And once it's considered a "right" for some, it's only a matter of time before that "right" is granted to all. Even heart-broken teenagers.
Has making abortion legal had any perception value, or ramification on your attitude related to it? no. and neither for me.
You mainly want to have an argument and that is not my interest here.
Suicide is something I know well, and there is hardly anytime any legal action is taken. A kid try's suicide he or she ends up in the psychiatric hospital. They are treated, and if an older adult tries it, they lose their gun possession rights for being a mental case; not prison, mental illness. An old person will know how to do it and there is no way to stop an old person who wants to die by a law.
You can impose the death penalty, but you cannot impose the life penalty! We have no laws allowing inflicting pain, so, if these old persons want to die, let them, with no sane recourse we do not want them killing innocent people to
get the death penalty!
I can take the punks in the gangs, but I would not like it if some eighty year old person, who wants to die, upset over silly kids like you. Now please, see I agree with you on keeping it illegal and stopping kids from taking their lives over broken hearts, but I will not support any attempt to keep and old person for ending their life because that is God's business, not the people's business.
This is where any law on suicide is worthless, and if you knew me better you might understand.