And Now For A Nice Thread About All Things Pleasant...

vegascowboy

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Diet whiskey??!

Begone sir! This is a thread about all things pleasant, not all things bonkers!

What's next, brandy made from maple syrup?

:nono:

A man walks into a pub and orders a triple brandy with a double whiskey chaser.
'You know I really shouldn't be drinking like this with what I've got,' says the man to the barman.
'Why, what have you got?' says the barman.
'Fifty pence,' replies the man.
 

Arthur Brain

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A man walks into a pub and orders a triple brandy with a double whiskey chaser.
'You know I really shouldn't be drinking like this with what I've got,' says the man to the barman.
'Why, what have you got?' says the barman.
'Fifty pence,' replies the man.

I saw the punchline to this before even written and I still couldn't suppress the grimace...

:plain:
 

Arthur Brain

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I put British quotation marks in it for you and everything...:carryon:

Well, everything besides some quality comedy at any rate...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a double brandy. The barman says this is now an IKEA store so get out and go to a pub.

See? Quotation marks aren't everything...

:plain:
 

vegascowboy

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Oreos and a mug of ice-cold milk is rather pleasant to my way of thinking.

(When my children let me actually eat them, that is.)
 

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