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[Nathon Detroit]

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toldailytopic: If the story of your life so far was made into a movie how would you review it and how many stars would you give it out of five?

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[Eeset]

Mine would get rave reviews and 5 stars.

 

[Nathon Detroit]

A story of redemption, love, and pirates.

The part of Knight will be played by Sir Laurence Olivier. This swashbuckling epic takes places on the high seas in a brutal storm causing many casualties. Watch in amazement as Knight battles the evil forces of Dr. Calvin P Armen. All seems lost until Knight devices a secret weapon... the TOL bomb. As the tide begins to turn Knight advances on the the evil Dr. Calvin eventually wounding him enough so that our hero can focus on even more important things such as cigars and Tim Tebow.

Critics give it a rousing :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

Rumors of the sequel are swirling around Hollywood already.

 

[Tambora]

A story of redemption, love, and pirates.

The part of Knight will be played by Sir Laurence Olivier. This swashbuckling epic takes places on the high seas in a brutal storm causing many casualties. Watch in amazement as Knight battles the evil forces of Dr. Calvin P Armen. All seems lost until Knight devices a secret weapon... the TOL bomb. As the tide begins to turn Knight advances on the the evil Dr. Calvin eventually wounding him enough so that our hero can focus on even more important things such as cigars and Tim Tebow.

Critics give it a rousing :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

Rumors of the sequel are swirling around Hollywood already.

where is that video that was made of you and JohnW? It was either AndyC or Tet that made it.

 

[Tambora]

Found it.

 

[Real Sorceror]

If my life were made into a movie it would go straight to DVD. lain:

 

[sky.]

A story of redemption, love, and pirates.

The part of Knight will be played by Sir Laurence Olivier. This swashbuckling epic takes places on the high seas in a brutal storm causing many casualties. Watch in amazement as Knight battles the evil forces of Dr. Calvin P Armen. All seems lost until Knight devices a secret weapon... the TOL bomb. As the tide begins to turn Knight advances on the the evil Dr. Calvin eventually wounding him enough so that our hero can focus on even more important things such as cigars and Tim Tebow.

Critics give it a rousing :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

Rumors of the sequel are swirling around Hollywood already.

I kind of wish my life was that simple. I have been told that I should write a book about my life. It would probably be about a person who looked to nature for God because there wasn't anything else available. I'm not complaining! I just can't be fooled. .

 

[Angel4Truth]

A story of redemption,

love,

and pirates.

The part of Knight will be played by Sir Laurence Olivier. This swashbuckling epic takes places on the high seas in a brutal storm

causing many casualties.

Watch in amazement as Knight battles the evil forces of Dr. Calvin P Armen.

All seems lost until Knight devices a secret weapon... the TOL bomb.

As the tide begins to turn Knight advances on the the evil Dr. Calvin eventually wounding him enough so that our hero can focus on even more important things such as cigars and Tim Tebow.

Critics give it a rousing :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:

Rumors of the sequel are swirling around Hollywood already.

There. Fixed it for you

 

[sky.]

I never take Pirates seriously.

 

[Lon]

toldailytopic: If the story of your life so far was made into a movie how would you review it...

Still working on that ending....

...and how many stars would you give it out of five?

I'm not sure I'd pay for the sequel.
I like it, but maybe it is an acquired taste?
(Large ups and downs with a lot of random inbetween)

 

[Tambora]

I never take Pirates seriously.

That's what they count on.

 

[NewDay]

Found it.

hahaha, that's funny...

:cigar:

 

[tetelestai]

I never take Pirates seriously.

Here in Pittsburgh no one takes the Pirates seriously.

 

[Tambora]

Here in Pittsburgh no one takes the Pirates seriously.

OUCH!

 

[Town Heretic]

Right now mine would be an action/comedy, buddy movie starring me and you know who.

I'd call it: The Pacifier.

Only an overwhelming humility and poor mathematical skill keeps me from giving this one five out of four stars.

lain:

 

[sky.]

That's what they count on.

They aren't that hard to spot.

 

[Eeset]

A highly censored biographical account of an adventurous life.

The role of Eeset will be played by a youthful Mae West. This story of rags to riches and then luxury to a simple tranquil pastoral life will tear your heart out one moment only to have you laughing in joy a few minutes later. Unfortunately it is a bit disjuncted because the censors left much of it on the cutting room floor. But that only enhances viewing pleasure because it stimulates the audience's imagination. Dreamworks did incredible cinematography from the New Orleans French Quarter to the Notre Dame confessionals. This is a must see for both the saved and the lost.

Critics give it 5 stars although one is still recuperating at the local heart clinic.

There will not be a sequel due to Homeland Security concerns about Islamic threats.

 

[genuineoriginal]

It is a combination of Failure to Launch, Office Space, and Grumpy Old Men.

I give it two thumbs up.
:up: :up:

 

[Thunder's Muse]

Thunder's Muse - A story of Redemption

A woman haunted by memories of a tragic past, opens her heart to God and finds healing, freedom and salvation.

5 stars

 

[Nathon Detroit]

There. Fixed it for you

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