The Boastful Lie Thread!

[resodko]

Why should Nang have all the fun?

Let's see what everybody can come up with!


I'll go first!

 

[resodko]

When I walk through a room, heads turn, conversations stop, women flock to my side and men hang on my every word

 

[Right Divider]

When I walk through a room, heads turn, conversations stop, women flock to my side and men hang on my every word

Do you drink Dos XX?

 

[resodko]

Dos XX wishes I drank it! :banana:

 

[resodko]

nobody else wants to play?

 

[Nick M]

Do you drink Dos XX?

Brilliant!

 

[musterion]

I know for a fact that I am one of God's elect.

Wait...that's actually true.

 

[Eeset]

Town loves me.

 

[Spitfire]

Do we need an open-to-all malicious deception thread now too?

 

[Angel4Truth]

Thats really me in my avatar.

 

[Tambora]

I'm loaded. And I have a gun.

 

[resodko]

Thats really me in my avatar.

you only have one eye and half a nose? :freak:

 

[dreadknought]

When I walk through a room, heads turn, conversations stop, women flock to my side and men hang on my every word

When Nang walks thru, she stunns, well, fact. :jawdrop:

 

[dreadknought]

Dos XX wishes I drank it! :banana:

Your against Scotch, now?

 

[FellowServant]

I'm the best thing that's ever come out of Ohio. lain:

 

[The Berean]

When I walk through a room, heads turn, conversations stop, women flock to my side and men hang on my every word

Negro, please! :mrt:

 

[resodko]

and negroes please me! :banana:

 

[resodko]

“If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself.”

Bauvard

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/boasting

 

[resodko]

“If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.”

jane austen

 

[Jedidiah]

My pants are on fire.