Ted L Glines
New member
I will run for President. I cannot lose. What I propose will make everybody happy. "Pot Brownies," you ask? No, no, even better than that. When I am elected, there will be a dead horse on every front porch. So every American, whenever they feel a bug up their (beep), can run out on the porch and beat that dead horse until they are satisfied and happy again. Talk about great therapy! (Why should TOLers have all the fun?) How can I lose, with a campaign promise like that ???
