My pitches:
1. Tailing fastball- mid/upper 80s
2. Roundhouse curve- side arm and overhand
3. Straight change
4. Split finger
HS record: 17-10
American Legion record: 25-11
Stellar college career: 2-2
john w: "There. Take that."
Oh, yeh, creep/squirt? Take this-discovered this on your "MySpace" page:
Well, Tatoo, meet Jeff "Serve Up a Long Tater" STP, a struggling "pitcher" who was traded for Wally Cleaver, and a "Metzger's Field" share of stock, and Mayfield Electric stock, and the dreaded "future considerations," in 1960 AD, prior to the"Great Trib," as he lost 4 mph on his "fastball"(generically employed here), spending too much time on his "moves," and "creepy" girls, such as Mary Ann Rogers tpyes, and Skippy and Daphne floozie types, and is now attempting to regain his past, lost guh-looooooo-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
He is in denial.
So there. No charge on this one, Mayor, but, in the future, know that I charge $200 per day, plus expenses(and you can forget about your $.75 tip).