St. Louis Cardinals - Cardinal Country

[patrick jane]

This would be me(after getting a tan in Florida), vs. your "beach ball" "pitches"(loosely employed here):

LOL -

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[SaulToPaul 2]

i could throw a wiffle ball screw/knuckle/curve/splitfinger/eephus pitch that would buckle your frozen knees -

Not so fast, I batted .620 with 15 HR my last year of little league!

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Here is something that the Mayor STP would say:

"He slides into second with a stand-up double."

I'm more like Harry Caray, pronouncing players names backwards.

NHOJ NELAHW is batting 2nd today for the Cubbies.

 

[john w]

Not so fast, I batted .620 with 15 HR my last year of little league!

I batted 1000/OBP 1,000,000- 1/1. And then I retired to selling vacuums, door to door, for "Fast Gun Fife Vacs, Inc."

 

[john w]

I'm more like Harry Caray, pronouncing players names backwards.

NHOJ NELAHW is batting 2nd today for the Cubbies.

Cardinal "great", broadcaster Mike Shannon, broadcasting from New York under a full moon: “I wish you folks back in St. Louis could see this moon.”

 

[patrick jane]

Cardinals take the series -

Cavs win - never count a champion out -

i realized tonight, STP looks a bit like T-Rose -

i don't see the nba thread, i guess all the warrior fans had a premonition -

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

i realized tonight, STP looks a bit like T-Rose -

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The Berean says I look like Tom Seaver, but saint john w says Ryan Braun.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Great News!

I was drafted in the 113th round this year by the Brewers. I report to Point Place Wisconsin for rookie ball next week.

Pretty amazing since I'm 43 and haven't pitched since 1993.

 

[Town Heretic]

Great News!

I was drafted in the 113th round this year by the Brewers. I report to Point Place Wisconsin for rookie ball next week.

Pretty amazing since I'm 43 and haven't pitched since 1993.

Pshaw. Hold out. You could be top of the rotation for the White Sox. lain: Assuming you can mostly get it near the plate. If you can't, there's always Milwaukee. :thumb:

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Pshaw. Hold out. You could be top of the rotation for the White Sox. lain: Assuming you can mostly get it near the plate. If you can't, there's always Milwaukee. :thumb:

My heater is down to 65mph, and unlike Ernest T Bass, I can no longer even break a window.

 

[john w]

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The Berean says I look like Tom Seaver, but saint john w says Ryan Braun.

You take off on Ryan Braun:

You don't take off on Clayton Powell, Kemosabe. Perhaps Jay Silverheels?

 

[john w]

My heater is down to 65mph, and unlike Ernest T Bass, I can no longer even break a window.

If you don't get that "straight" heater up into the 70's, you may be demoted to the Mayberry Bears, of the CCC league.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

You take off on Ryan Braun:

Like Braun, I used PEDs to get an advantage in my job as a number cruncher.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

If you don't get that "straight" heater up into the 70's, you may be demoted to the Mayberry Bears, of the CCC league.

My 65 heater has a nice tail on it, but it still doesn't fool the likes of Jack Clark and Ken Oberkfell.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

If you don't get that "straight" heater up into the 70's, you may be demoted to the Mayberry Bears, of the CCC league.

Their best pitcher played at Metzger's Field, and then went on to be an all american at "State".

 

[john w]

Like Braun, I used PEDs to get an advantage in my job as a number cruncher.

You should consider real estate. The commission is good, and I hear the Simms house in your town is up for sale. Funny, though-the basement seems to float boats. Curious.

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

You should consider real estate. The commission is good, and I hear the Simms house in your town is up for sale. Funny, though-the basement seems to float boats. Curious.

These were my top 3 choices:

1. Number Cruncher
2. Vacuum Cleaner salesman
3. Real Estate

 

[john w]

Their best pitcher played at Metzger's Field, and then went on to be an all american at "State".

You sure that wasn't Belmont College, June's alma mater?

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

You sure that wasn't Belmont College, June's alma mater?

You are probably right, saint john w the great, TOL's king of sitcom trivia, TOL's most humble, and object of chicks' desire!

 

[john w]

These were my top 3 choices:

1. Number Cruncher
2. Vacuum Cleaner salesman
3. Real Estate

I corrected it for you:

4. Spelling teacher.

You've always had an acumen for that compelsion.