Sayings and Catch Phrases

[Town Heretic]

Like a fish up a tree.

Uglier than homemade sin.

Ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag. (amounts vary)

Useless as teats on a boarhog.

I'm gonna jerk you through a knot.

Hotter than a June bride.

 

[steko]

Like a fish up a tree.

Uglier than homemade sin.

Ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag. (amounts vary)

Useless as teats on a boarhog.

I'm gonna jerk you through a knot.

Hotter than a June bride.

Up a tree without a paddle.

 

[theophilus]

Hotter than a $2.00 pistol.

Ornerier than cat poop.

 

[intojoy]

Colder than a mother inlaw's kiss


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[theophilus]

Colder than a mother inlaw's kiss


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Never thought about that but it's true.

 

[steko]

Sawing off the boat you're sitting on.

 

[patrick jane]

Like a fish up a tree.

Uglier than homemade sin.

Ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag. (amounts vary)

Useless as teats on a boarhog.

I'm gonna jerk you through a knot.

Hotter than a June bride.

like a screen door on a submarine

 

[theophilus]

When your road through life seems all uphill
And things go wrong (as they usually will)
And you feel like crying and want to quit
Don't run to me; I don't give a ____.

 

[patrick jane]

When your road through life seems all uphill
And things go wrong (as they usually will)
And you feel like crying and want to quit
Don't run to me; I don't give a ____.

Don't call us, we'll call you

 

[intojoy]

Colder than a witch's tit


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[patrick jane]

Colder than a witch's tit


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Hotter than a whore on dollar day

 

[patrick jane]

Hotter than a whore on dollar day

It happens Once in a blue moon

 

[patrick jane]

It happens Once in a blue moon

feeling my oats

 

[patrick jane]

feeling my oats

Book him Danoh

 

[patrick jane]

Book him Danoh

enough is enough

 

[patrick jane]

enough is enough

I've had it up to here

 

[patrick jane]

I've had it up to here

when in Rome . . .

 

[patrick jane]

when in Rome . . .

Only in the park though

 

[patrick jane]

Only in the park though

Life is like a box of chocolates

 

[patrick jane]

Life is like a box of chocolates

Flash in the pan