Sacred Obligation

[sentientsynth]

Well, there won't be that much to listen to. My question, Bob said, wasn't really appropriate for family radio. But Bob called me back after the show, and we talked for about twenty minutes. He's an awesome guy, that Bob is..

SS

 

[Zakath]

Aww, can't you just feel the love?

 

[Zakath]

:crackup: :chuckle:

Laugh it up, Egon. You've got nothing substantive to add, I presume?

 

[docrob57]

Yep, everyone, that was me!!!

You are Billy from Dothan, AL?

 

[allsmiles]

(ring ring) Hi, Mr. Enyart? Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

 

[docrob57]

(ring ring) Hi, Mr. Enyart? Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

That's what call screeners are for.

 

[allsmiles]

Oh, I'll tell him I need him to walk me down the Romans Road, then I'll go into asking for Seymour Buttz.

 

[docrob57]

Oh, I'll tell him I need him to walk me down the Romans Road, then I'll go into asking for Seymour Buttz.

Knock your socks off dude (<- docrob uses contemporary slang here)

 

[Zakath]

Knock your socks off dude (<- docrob uses contemporary slang here)

:BRAVO: Very impressive, rob...

 

[docrob57]

:BRAVO: Very impressive, rob...

Thanks, dawg! Waddup!

 

[Zakath]

Thanks, dawg! Waddup!

At this point, I'm probably supposed to reply with somthing that ends in "izzle"...

But I'll be hanged if i can think of anything... :chuckle:

 

[docrob57]

At this point, I'm probably supposed to reply with somthing that ends in "izzle"...

But I'll be hanged if i can think of anything... :chuckle:

How about - when you die, you be sizzlin fo shizzle!

 

[Zakath]

Whizzen you die, you is dead...

 

[docrob57]

Whizzen you die, you is dead...

Not to be redundant, but

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
-Douglas Adams

 

[sentientsynth]

You are Billy from Dothan, AL?

Yepper, that's me. I asked that in reference to one of Bob's earlier shows. Bob was very gracious to call me back after the show. It was a serious question, and he clarified the issue for me.

SS

 

[docrob57]

Yepper, that's me. I asked that in reference to one of Bob's earlier shows. Bob was very gracious to call me back after the show. It was a serious question, and he clarified the issue for me.

SS

I know it was a serious question. Where is Dothan? My son in at the University of Alabama this summer on a research project. Is it near there?

 

[Zakath]

Not to be redundant, but

Not redundant at all...

I neither hope nor pray there isn't an afterlife any more than I hope or pray there isn't a Santa's workshop at the north pole.

 

[docrob57]

Not redundant at all...

I neither hope nor pray there isn't an afterlife any more than I hope or pray there isn't a Santa's workshop at the north pole.

Comments like that are driving up the price of the restaurant you take me to!

 

[Zakath]

Comments like that are driving up the price of the restaurant you take me to!

:think:

Perhaps I should re-think the restaurant thing... you may price me out of the market.

 

[docrob57]

:think:

Perhaps I should re-think the restaurant thing... you may price me out of the market.

Uh oh. Let me not forsake a bird in the hand. I repent!