Why do we even bother saying "jump through hoops" anymore? Has anyone ever had to actually jump through hoops? Since, like, the Enlightenment? Where are these hoops stored? Who owns them? What constitutes a hoop-jumping situation? Who decides? Is there a designated Hoop Jumping Synod somewhere? Council of Hoop?
Here's one that I only recently began to loathe.
It's not one that I ever said much, but I labored under the delusion that the expression was "you've got another thing coming." You know, like Judas Priest. But to my abject horror, I discovered that the expression is actually "you've got another
think coming."
:nono:
That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, and I will never say either version again, as long as I live.