Only Intellectuals will understand these jokes

[genuineoriginal]

(found somewhere on the internet)
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.

 

[genuineoriginal]

(found somewhere on the internet)
There are two types of people in this world.
Those that can extrapolate to find missing information.

 

[genuineoriginal]

(found somewhere on the internet)
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
He is 0K now.

 

[genuineoriginal]

(found somewhere on the internet)
It's not easy being a self-made man...
Unless you have an Oedipus Complex and a time machine.

 

[ZachLegoNinja]

these jokes XD

 

[journey]

Never do anything all of a sudden. If you must, do it part of a sudden.

 

[genuineoriginal]

(found somewhere on the internet)
René Descartes walks into a bar.
Bartender asks if he wants anything.
René says, “I think not,” then disappears.