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Some have been asking for GM
to say something about himself
that relates to his life. Well, through
due consideration, I've decided to
disclose the fact that, at the tender
age of 3 years old a barn door fell
on my head and leg. I suffered a
broken leg and a rather bruised head.
(no brain injuries, however) Many years
later (as an adult) I attempted to do a river dance
and suffered a flashback from when the barn door
fell on my head. From that day forward I was
unable to perform a "river dance." So I wrote
the following (because of the agony of not being
able to river dance again)
So, here's what I wrote;
My head began to pound with every single weighted tap upon the unmerciful ground that lay before me. As I gazed at the synchronized footsteps that sought to mesmerize my being with every tortured movement. I hastened to flee from this, all encompassing imprisonment.
The throngs beset me from all sides and kept me from my hasty retreat. I stared at faces, which were, as stone fixtures filled with utter conceit and self-admiration."
I couldn’t help notice their arms folded across, less than humble postures. The crowds began to roar savage howls of primeval delight. I found the courage to ask, “who, and what is this?”
The masses cried out, “The River dance.”
Well, I finally received another
neg rep (surprise, surprise) from
my dear friend NickM. I had begun
to be concerned the poor fellow
had forgotten GM. However, no he's
back on the prowl and itching
to write another neg rep...What
a guy....
You are a master at whining. You have set the bar at a new height when it comes to the term "moron". Your use of the term friend is as hollow a phrase as I've ever seen!
Oh- yes- you are definitely resilient. I'm impressed you haven't left TOL yet.
One can admire someone's talent,
accomplishments, personality, work
position, sense of humor etc., without
actually loving that person....
I'm happy you enjoyed it....
True...
Very good....
Well said!!
I'm happy you enjoyed it....
Now, Newday sounds like a very
reasonable and sound person.
She's cordial and respectful, by far
that's a breath of fresh air around
these parts!!
How nice.GMs two favorite "neg reppers" are, NickM &
Mr.Deets. I can always depend on them two
to keep me in line....
Are you certain he was a Methodist?
And, are you certain it wasn't GM??