I'm left-handed . Left-handedness is a perversion . God and the Bible condemn this.
Being a southpaw is not natural, and no one should ever be allowed to write with their left hand ,or be arrested by the police, criminally
prosecuted and put in jail for life or be executed for this gross version .
Southpaws are perverts and they cannot reproduce , so they seduce children into their filthy, perverted southpaw lifestyle .
No southpaw should ever be allowed to teach in public schools, join the army , the Boy Scouts or be allowed to adopt and raise children, or they would make them the same filthy left-handed perverts .
Southpaws live much shorter lives because of their perverted lifestyle .
Please, I'm in desperate need of therapy to cure me of my filthy southpaw lifestyle ! Children in public schools who show signs of being lefties must be isolated from the other studentsuntil they are cured .
Help stamp out left-handedness in our time !!! Left-handedness is communist,Marxist socialist plot designed to undermine America !!!!