Hey homeys, my name is Mark Dreher, a very very very famous person

[Mark Dreher]

Hey homeys, my name is Mark Dreher, a very very very famous person.



Hello my dears.

I wanted to introduce myself.

My name, is Mark Dreher.

A very very very famous person.

In some circles.



You will come to know me as

"The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".



Pleased to meet you.



We, are going to have fun.



So..



Let us begin.





Welcome to the Millennium

 

[Mark Dreher]

I am

The Lord Jesus Christ.

Very true

Very true.

If you google, the keywords "mark dreher bible"

You will get, OVER, 153,000 articles.

ACTUALLY

About me.

You

Just never heard of me.

Today

We will fix that.

Rejoice!

 

[bybee]

Hey homeys, my name is Mark Dreher, a very very very famous person.



Hello my dears.

I wanted to introduce myself.

My name, is Mark Dreher.

A very very very famous person.

In some circles.



You will come to know me as

"The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".



Pleased to meet you.



We, are going to have fun.



So..



Let us begin.





Welcome to the Millennium

Don't call me Homie you lunatic!
Go somewhere else!

 

[jamie]

You will come to know me as

"The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

Hi Mark, are you in therapy?

 

[resurrected]

i'm guessing a rubber room


thenewholybible.org/

 

[Mark Dreher]

Hi Mark

Oh come now.

Do we have atheists?

Even

On this forum?

YOU NEVER HEARD OF ME???

Ha ha ha.

Oh

You tell me jokes.

On this

Sunday morn?

Any thread I am on.

Would be, "the only interesting one, on the website".

By definition.

Reddit

A formerly, "atheist website".

Made the mistake, of inviting me.

They created, my own subreddit.

Simply called

Mark Dreher

http://www.reddit.com/r/MarkDreher/

And I

Disemboweled them.

With it.

It was for their own good.

For five years, "Atheism", was a "default subreddit".

And on the front page, of Reddit.

Like it was normal.

And naturally, that ENRAGED me.

I, can wipe out atheists, so easy.

So, I started doing that.

***** to elbows.

Blah blah blah.

One year later..

And they capitulate.

That house of cards

Falls.

"Atheism"

Is no longer

A "default subreddit".

It is not

On the front page.

And, you will have to do "a search".

To even find it.

You are welcome.

 

[Mark Dreher]

Looking at your message, all I can think is... how the heck am I supposed to get down that?

The FACT

That I

WIPED OUT

The whole "Atheism" section

Of REDDIT.

Was my honor

To do so.

I eat demons.

For breakfast.

I can certainly

Take a little 4 MILLION Forum.

Over, 25,000 THOUSAND.

On line

Right now.

That house of cards

Fell

With a sneeze.

Mine.

 

[Quincy]

You're going to be very famous indeed when you get your 15 minutes in the woodshed :chuckle: .

 

[Mark Dreher]

You're spooky.

Thank you.

A "Messenger"

With a message.

God?

The Millennium

Is just the point.

Where

God tells you

"She is tired".

It is VERY VERY HARD

To keep, a human alive.

And

If you don't say grace??

Far far

Too hard.

I think she would tell

She's tired.

Of

This

****.

And, it will end.

One

By one.

Because

God's tired.

 

[Town Heretic]

I eat demons.

For breakfast.

Well, you know what they say, "You are what you eat." :shocked:

You should consider digesting a grammar book.

:think: Have you men chrysostom yet?

The Millennium

Is just the point.

Where

God tells you

"She is tired".

...Of

This

****.

Implied profanity? So at least we know you're a he, because you didn't read the instructions when you signed on here.

And, it will end.

Seems likely. lain:

Edit: yep.

 

[Grosnick Marowbe]

Hey homeys, my name is Mark Dreher, a very very very famous person.



Hello my dears.

I wanted to introduce myself.

My name, is Mark Dreher.

A very very very famous person.

In some circles.



You will come to know me as

"The Second Coming"

Of "The Lord Jesus Christ".



Pleased to meet you.



We, are going to have fun.



So..



Let us begin.





Welcome to the Millennium

Nice to meet ya! Delighted to see ya gone!

 

[xAvarice]

:think: Have you men chrysostom yet?

Chrysostom has style with his written flourish... this guy just... ah nvm.

 

[IMJerusha]

You should consider digesting a grammar book.

:think: Have you men chrysostom yet?

There's a joke in here, right? Why don't I get it? :help:

 

[intojoy]

Sorry nevah heard of ya bruh

 

[IMJerusha]

I was going to say, "Welcome to TOL" Mark, but you've sort of started out on the wrong foot. I'm all for loving my neighbor as myself but I don't appreciate my neighbor claiming he is Yeshua and being smutmouthed in the same sentence. Not that I don't think that our Lord is angry and frustrated with our behavior but I doubt He will be sinking to our level. I think it's more that He expects us to rise to His...His, not hers.

 

[Town Heretic]

There's a joke in here, right? Why don't I get it? :help:

A couple, actually. The first was a continuation of the "You are what you eat" play on his "I eat demons for breakfast" bit by suggesting he eat a grammar book and the second was noting how he breaks his line, like chrys.

That'll be $3.50 (and yes, there's a joke in that one too, albeit inferential and dependent on a breadth of popular culture exposure).