A Charismatic Joke About Jesus
Its' got real personality :chuckle:
Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they're on the tenth hole.
Moses hits the ball and it heads straight for a pond.
Just before the ball hits the water, the pond parts and the ball rolls up onto the green.
Jesus winds up and hits one toward the same spot.
His ball hits the water and skips across.
All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a ball drops from the sky.
A fish swallows it, a bird picks up the fish and drops the ball onto a turtle, who walks over to the hole and drops it in.
"I hate it when your dad plays!'' says Moses.
Its' got real personality :chuckle:
Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they're on the tenth hole.
Moses hits the ball and it heads straight for a pond.
Just before the ball hits the water, the pond parts and the ball rolls up onto the green.
Jesus winds up and hits one toward the same spot.
His ball hits the water and skips across.
All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a ball drops from the sky.
A fish swallows it, a bird picks up the fish and drops the ball onto a turtle, who walks over to the hole and drops it in.
"I hate it when your dad plays!'' says Moses.
