Every morn I kneel to pray
"Lord, help me to do this day
whatever Saint Danoh would have me do.
His ways are wise, his cause is just
in doctrine follow him l must
lest I'm cut off, cast out as a cultist fool.
"Lord, I know you said to follow Paul
in doctrine, but Paul's not all in all
for there's a guy down here to set us straight.
'You MADs are cultish, your doctrine wrong,
listen while I bang my gong
I won't accept you 'til you go along
I'll snide against you 'til you sing my song,'
and oft with unbelievers MADs he seems to hate.
"His name is Danoh, as You know,
from above he must've been sent below
to break our superstition cuz we're schmoes.
So please, dear Lord, lead me this day
down the path of Danoh's way
and help me do what Danoh
saintly Danoh
verbose Danoh
popish Danoh
whatever Danoh, and Richard Jordan, would have me do."
Next installment: Lord, Make Me More Like Danoh