As AcW's favorite author said,
Suppose I come at you with a gun, and threaten to shoot you unless you give me half of all your money. You’re an argumentative sort, and you say, “But, wait a second, this is a felony! Don’t you realize what you’re doing? You’re committing a crime.” My reply, “Oh, sorry, I forgot. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll give you some services. Here is a paper clip.” Big deal.
As I recall, Atheist/Libertarian and defender of the North American Man Boy Love Association (Walter Block) defends your ideology, not mine.
Since you're obviously obsessed with talking about me, how about you show us how the government should be run by using lotteries and donations (we'll leave underwear out of this conversation if that's ok with you).
Let's start off with the military. As a Libertarian, would you even have a military, and if so, how would you fund it?