And this just in, from a former owner of a Dairy Queen: "Bob, I used to own a Dairy Queen [BEL confirms this] and one of my favorites was their Peanut Buster Parfait. I hear the one you protested has a new item: The Fili-Buster Parfait, with plenty of nuts!
It has no nutritional value, but makes Republicans feel better! God Bless, Carl."
-Bob