But Vin-ette probably has a man crush on me, stalking me, outside my unit right now, in a white van, without windows.
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But Vin-ette probably has a man crush on me, stalking me, outside my unit right now, in a white van, without windows.
Brother Vinny
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john w's homoerotic fantasies of me come to the fore. . ..
Brother Vinny
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Christian Liberty: Does being an arachno-Calvinist imply you have the proportionate strength of a spider?
Sorry, Vin-ette-I'm not interested in having "fun" with you. I dig chicks. Can you dig it?
Brother Vinny
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Yeah, yeah. You let your true colors slip and now you're covering.
Quit fantasizing about me, john. You're grossing me out. :vomit:
dreadknought
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I don't have to prove......... John....... or did you miss the GOSPEL.
Christian Liberty
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No.
If I thought being saved was something I could decide to do, I'd be just as lost as you (Hey, that rhymes
)My salvation was accomplished by Christ on the cross. I honestly don't know exactly when he imputed it to me, but it was definitely at least a couple years ago.
I don't know.
I am saved.
:chuckle:
How do you feel about how your threads gone CL?
I got a good laugh.
No.
Yes.
You are both unregenerate, and as such, neither of you has the slightest bit of a clue whether or not you are of the elect. The regenerate know they are elect because they confess and believe the true gospel.
No.
:thumb:
No.
If I thought being saved was something I could decide to do, I'd be just as lost as you (Hey, that rhymes
My salvation was accomplished by Christ on the cross. I honestly don't know exactly when he imputed it to me, but it was definitely at least a couple years ago.
I don't know.
I am saved.
:chuckle:
I got a good laugh.
No.
Yes.
You are both unregenerate, and as such, neither of you has the slightest bit of a clue whether or not you are of the elect. The regenerate know they are elect because they confess and believe the true gospel.
No.
:thumb:
You don't know when you placed your faith in Christ as your
Savior?
CL, did you suddenly, out of nowhere decide you were of the elect? It
just dawned on you without any real thought?
just dawned on you without any real thought?
CL, looks like we can ask you anything, you just won't answer! I get it!
Brother Vinny
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Me said:
Was your sense of humor something you lost prior to salvation, or did you just never have one?
Looks like he's giving us the silent treatment!
Then why do you think we should default? I assumed you believed it would lead to a better place.
There's a Dora the Explorer cereal?
good question for cl
Nah, I've exposed you for the poser you are. Slower: I dig chicks, and I'm not interested in you, and your obsessions with me. Can you dig it? Good.
You've missed being saved. The LORd God checked you out years ago.
"Prove" that you are one of the elect. Show us this assurance.
You: quiet as a turkey farm, on the 3rd Thursday of November.
Brother Vinny
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You keep saying it. I keep having a hard time believing it. You seem to be fixated on me. It'd be flattering, were you a girl, but if your av is an actual pic, you're either one ugly woman (which I haven't ruled out) or one slightly-feminine still-ugly man.
Please, keep your photographic evidence of which it is to yourself.
" but if your av is an actual pic, you're either one ugly woman (which I haven't ruled out) or one slightly-feminine still-ugly man.Please, keep your photographic evidence of which it is to yourself"-Vin-ette
Wow, missy! I won't be able sleep tonight, you meanie!
Jealous, girlie man? Where is the pic of yourself, sweetie pie? I thought so.
Slower: I dig chicks, not girlie men, and metrosexuals, such as yourself. Can you dig it, sweetie?
Brother Vinny
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:vomit:
Yeah, couldn't help but call me "sweetie," you raging homo.
(But it's okay; one can be a homo Christian, right?)
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