All Things Second Amendment

[JudgeRightly]

I don't keep guns with all my other tools, so the argument that guns are just tools doesn't hold water for me.

But sharp knives are also tools, and I separate those from my other tools. I don't throw a sharp knife in the toolbox with hammers and pliers and screwdrivers. I don't want to cut or stab myself by accident, that'd be stupid.

Couldn't find the post I was looking for, but this one will do fine:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1883756238158319726

 

[Idolater]

You are nothing if not consistently fallacious in your "reasoning".

Couldn't find the post I was looking for, but this one will do fine:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1883756238158319726

There's no way keeping a gun in your toolbox could go wrong, just like there's no way keeping a sharp knife in there could go wrong. What could go wrong? It's not like you could shoot yourself in the foot, or in the hand, or cut yourself or stab yourself by accident, if you keep a sharp knife in there—there's just no way.

And same goes for anybody else who might be digging around in your toolbox either—there's just no way.

I'm picking up on your sarcasm.

Well I should hope so because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

 

[JudgeRightly]

There's no way keeping a gun in your toolbox could go wrong, just like there's no way keeping a sharp knife in there could go wrong. What could go wrong? It's not like you could shoot yourself in the foot, or in the hand, or cut yourself or stab yourself by accident, if you keep a sharp knife in there—there's just no way.

And same goes for anybody else who might be digging around in your toolbox either—there's just no way.

I'm picking up on your sarcasm.

Well I should hope so because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

Or, you know, it could save your life.

I think the risks are outweighed by that one benefit.

It's why I always carry a gun.

Dangerous freedom is good.

 

[Nick M]

The gun is a force multiplier. Samuel Colt's revolver was given the name "The Equalizer" because Marty McFly cannot other wise stand up to Buford Tannen.