AB's Semi Quarterly Monthly Yearly Not Quite Bats But Who Cares Annual Awards Thread

[Arthur Brain]

Nominations are up for the following:

Poster Most Likely To Bore Even Themselves To Death

Poster Most Likely To Have Algernon As Their Real Name

Poster Most Likely To Hard Boil Eggs In A Kettle

Finally for the moment, and rather absurdly frankly:

Poster Most Likely To Soft Boil Eggs In A Kettle

Unfortunately I myself may be a realistic nominee for some of these but I'm sure there's others who can be nominated, TH for the second one I have little doubt...

Let the votes commence! (or sense prevail instead etc...)

 

[Town Heretic]

Nominations are up for the following:

Poster Most Likely To Bore Even Themselves To Death

Repchk. I bet she can't even make it to the end of this award.

Poster Most Likely To Have Algernon As Their Real Name

Oh, wait. The guy who had an avatar with puffy sleeves once.

Poster Most Likely To Hard Boil Eggs In A Kettle

Is that an English thing?

Finally for the moment, and rather absurdly frankly:

Poster Most Likely To Soft Boil Eggs In A Kettle

The other poster's roommate?

Unfortunately I myself may be a realistic nominee for some of these but I'm sure there's others who can be nominated, TH for the second one I have little doubt...

No, but I was almost named Flowers...so that count?

Let the votes commence! (or sense prevail instead etc...)

Wait, when do you announce the winner of the Captain Prissy Pants award?

 

[patrick jane]

i nominate me - eggs hard boiled


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[Arthur Brain]

Repchk. I bet she can't even make it to the end of this award.

Before starting another thread anyway...

Oh, wait. The guy who had an avatar with puffy sleeves once.

That was you wasn't it? Or had your hair simply flopped over your arms

:think:

Is that an English thing?

It's more of a padded room thing...

The other poster's roommate?

There's a world of difference between a soft and a hard boiled egg...:nono:

No, but I was almost named Flowers...so that count?

No, but it certainly explains a few things...

Wait, when do you announce the winner of the Captain Prissy Pants award?

When I feel inclined to, thank you so very much and not a moment before...

lain:

 

[patrick jane]

i haven't heard the word prissy in years -

 

[patrick jane]

AB, since you already thought of the awards it could mean that you already have the nominees in mind maybe - ?

 

[Town Heretic]

Before starting another thread anyway...

I wonder if they'll find her at her keyboard...and by they I mean archaeologists.

That was you wasn't it? Or had your hair simply flopped over your arms

I don't ever recall having much arm hair. lain:

It's more of a padded room thing...

So it is English.

There's a world of difference between a soft and a hard boiled egg...:nono:

And by world you mean what? Twelve minutes?

No, but it certainly explains a few things...

You can lead a horticulture...


Re: awarding captain prissy pants

When I feel inclined to, thank you so very much and not a moment before...

You're literally wearing them as you type, aren't you. lain:

 

[Arthur Brain]

I wonder if they'll find her at her keyboard...and by they I mean archaeologists.

How about palaeontologists? :chuckle:

I don't ever recall having much arm hair. lain:

Possibly because you couldn't see it...

So it is English.

New England possibly...lain:

And by world you mean what? Twelve minutes?

Only if a four minute warning siren sounds, and depending on context that could mean eat up to drink up or fry one instead...

You can lead a horticulture...

But not in a flower bed, I've heard this before...

Re: awarding captain prissy pants

You're literally wearing them as you type, aren't you. lain:

After an unfortunate bladder incident I'm wearing the next 'best' thing...

lain:

 

[Arthur Brain]

AB, since you already thought of the awards it could mean that you already have the nominees in mind maybe - ?

No, not really. This is just a whole lot of daft and nothing more.

 

[Town Heretic]

No, not really. This is just a whole lot of daft and nothing more.

A rough daft or is it the final daft?

 

[Rusha]

I never win anything.

 

[Arthur Brain]

I never win anything.

Fear not ma'am, for you have just won the paradox award for someone who never wins anything!

(Granted, space time anomalies may ensue and the universe might collapse but hey...)

 

[Rusha]

Fear not ma'am, for you have just won the paradox award for someone who never wins anything!

(Granted, space time anomalies may ensue and the universe might collapse but hey...)

Oh ... and I would be responsible for this catastrophe?

YAY!!!

 

[Arthur Brain]

A rough daft or is it the final daft?

Hang on, let me consult the yellow print and set circle before answering.

Oh, after such it would appear you've won...

Indifference...(not such a bad thing in regards to certain elements)

lain:

 

[Arthur Brain]

Oh ... and I would be responsible for this catastrophe?

YAY!!!

Well paradoxically no, it would be the giver of the award who had that particular responsibility so now it's rendered null.

Shame that...

 

[bybee]

A rough daft or is it the final daft?

One needs at least three dafts before attempting the final daft....
each:each:each:

 

[chrysostom]

this is a great idea

 

[Town Heretic]

One needs at least three dafts before attempting the final daft....
each:each:each:

I think we've tipped the boat over. lain:

I never win anything.

Well, they say not being nominated is a lack of reward enough.

Oh, there went AB and ruined it. Now we'll need a spoiled milk award and a cat to lap it up.

this is a great idea

Someone get a saucer.

 

[Arthur Brain]

'Spoiled milk award'?!

Okay, nominees are as follows:

Anyone...

lain:

 

[glorydaz]

'Spoiled milk award'?!

Okay, nominees are as follows:

Anyone...

lain:

I haven't a clue, but you guys are cracking me up. Just what I needed tonight. :thumb: