US—A new poll by the Pew Pew Institute has confirmed what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent of climate scientists agree that the world has already ended and that everyone is dead.
“This is a stunning revelation,” Petros Schneigle of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said. “We knew that there was some convincing data on the subject, but now it seems that the science is settled on this matter. We used to think we had 12 years before the end of the world but it appears that it has already ended and everyone is dead.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching address to the American people this week, Biden acknowledged that many minorities are struggling in this economy, and vowed to work hard to help them, whether they are "black, yellow, or taco."
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fauci announced this week he will be retiring at the end of Biden's term as president. To recognize Dr. Fauci for his valiant service to the country, the Biden Administration will honor the outgoing COVID Czar with a 21-booster shot salute.