There was a Taliban terrorist who found himself in the desert, out of water...
He walked and walked dying for thirst when he sees an oasis...
When he reaches the oasis - no water - only a jewish man selling ties...
He approaches the jewish man and says "don't you have any water here?"
The jew replied "no I don't have any water, but I have these nice silk ties only $5. Would you like to buy one?"...
"No I don't want your western clothing I repesen the east! Don't you have any water?"...
"No I just have these nice ties and just $5."...
"I wish I could take one of your ties and wrap it around your neck and kill you - I hate jews!"...
The jewish man replied "alright I'll show you I'm the better man than you, you call me infidel, threaten to kill me, I'll show you I'm a better man than you."...
"If you just travel another kilometer you will come to a crossroads, there's a restaurant all the water you want, no go in peace God bless you."...
"Alright but I may come back and kill you, but I need to save my strength."
After a little while the jewish man sees the terrorist coming...he's on his knees on his hands nearly dead...and he has a 5 dollar bill held up in his hand...
"They won't let me in without a tie!"