American texting Peppermint Patty: Help! The Taliban is closing in on me! They want to execute me for not wearing a veil!
Peppermint Patty: See? She's not stranded! She's texting me!
Will you apply this "reasoning" every year going forward to the current flu shot?
Can you explain how I, who have been unvaccinated for the last 20 months, have been acting as an "accessory to murder"?