Why Did the Chicken Cross the TOL Road?

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(Saw something along this lines today.)

Why Did the Chicken Cross the TOL Road?

Clete: "How do you know he did? Did you actually see him cross it? Saying it doesn't make it so."

Beloved57: "He was predestined to. He's predestined for hell too."

Trump: "He was running a race with a bunch of other chickens. He ended up coming in two place."

Poly: "He said something really stupid and then ran from me cause he knew I was trying to truthsmack him upside the head."

Hillary Clinton: "I sent him to delete some.... oh what does it matter now?"

Chickenman: "Cause that's what I raised him to do."

Granite: "Give me a minute. I'm trying to come up with a really witty sarcastic answer."

Joel Olsteen: "Well, since I'm too much of a coward to say that Jesus is the only way to heaven, he was trying to find the way."

Knight: "The road was in Denver and he was trying to get to the Bronco's celebration party."


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Ted Nugent: "Cause I was tryin' to blast him for dinner."
 
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Poly said:
(Saw something along this lines today.)
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the TOL Road?

Clete: She was fleeing from the Romans and it was already 69 ad.

Beloved57: Calvinism is the Gospel.

Nazaroo: The chicken was a lousy no-good immigrant just looking for somewhere else to poop like all chickens.

Brandplucked: Show me your 100% inerrant chicken and then I'll tell you why it was crossing the road.

Glorydaz: the chicken's safety was guaranteed whether the chicken crossed the road or not.

ACW: We should be ashamed that we aren't all trying to escape from the LGBT-infested chicken coop like that chicken was.

Patrick Jane: I don't know or care but he obviously deserves all the rep we can give hm.

Tambora: Because it wanted to draw everyone's attention to the fact that it was the highest rated chicken in the entire coop.
 
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Instead of naming, I'll just throw out a few positions that should fairly name the party or the attitude attached.

Why did the chicken cross the TOL road?

"For the reasons given prior, here and here and here."

"What road? And yes, I call myself a road crosser anyway, but..."

"the union made it
and
that's a very bad thing"

"fags"

"Because he wants to be one and done, like Peyton Manning..."

"Because he's a retard."

"Because Obama..."

"He's running from the Mooslims."

"To avoid a ring of roving pedophile lawyers and..."

"Deuteronomy 9:1, Joshua 3:1, Numbers 33:51 :peach:"

"Because you people keep encouraging it. :yawn:"

"Because you are a coo-coo bird."

"Supra."

"Because it got tired of listening to you prattle on, git."

Response locked.

Response deleted.

"So that the car could hit it in punishment for its sinful existence."

"Because it had to."

"Good post!"

"Worldly mainstream churches taught it to because Paul told them to."

:chicken:
 
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Town Heretic said:
Instead of naming, I'll just throw out a few positions that should fairly name the party or the attitude attached.

Why did the chicken cross the TOL road?

"For the reasons given prior, here and here and here."

"What road? And yes, I call myself a road crosser anyway, but..."

"the union made it
and
that's a very bad thing"

"fags"

"Because he wants to be one and done, like Peyton Manning..."

"Because he's a retard."

"Because Obama..."

"He's running from the Mooslims."

"To avoid a ring of roving pedophile lawyers and..."

"Deuteronomy 9:1, Joshua 3:1, Numbers 33:51 :peach:"

"Because you people keep encouraging it. :yawn:"

"Because you are a coo-coo bird."

"Supra."

"Because it got tired of listening to you prattle on, git."

Response locked.

Response deleted.

"So that the car could hit it in punishment for its sinful existence."

"Because it had to."

"Good post!"

"Worldly mainstream churches taught it to because Paul told them to."

:chicken:
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Am I on there ? No, oh DR got me
 
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The chicken was a return troll trying to flee the ban hammer...
 
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"Crossing the demarcation road is unbiblical and illogical. Your unbalanced chicken crossing is a works based caste system in the early church for some vs all, etc. The anti-intellectualism of your group also shows when you reject “The Modern English” evidence that contradicts your chicken crossing proof texts. Context is also abused in your proof texting. Your arrogant personality is also grating.The key is proper exegesis in context, not importing gaming ideas into proof texts. The key is to translate/interpret/apply properly."-the late "god"rulz
 
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