ECT What I received for Christmas!!!!

john w

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BennyHinnMachineGun.GIF


Puhhhhhhhhraizzzzzzzzzze Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!

Amen, saints?
 

musterion

Well-known member
Here's what I got for the car. Thinking about a tattoo.

graftedindecal.jpg



Cool t-shirt, this way everyone I meet can read how to be saved...

apostlescreed.jpg


How neat is this?!

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And the TBN "God's Generals" special collector's chess set. Paul and Jan are king and queen. Carman is the knight. Bishop T.D. Jakes. I named all the pawns Andy and L.A.
 

john w

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You got a license for that, buddy?


I sent in my $6.66(their price) "love 'gift'" for the license. When I receive it, I'm going to visit my local "Holy Ghost Bartender," and show him a few things, for "cutting me off" recently.
 

john w

New member
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Here's what I got for the car. Thinking about a tattoo.

graftedindecal.jpg



Cool t-shirt, this way everyone I meet can read how to be saved...

apostlescreed.jpg


How neat is this?!

miniaturebible.jpg



And the "God's Generals" special collector's chess set. Paul and Jan are king and queen. Carman is the knight. The bishop is T.D. Jakes. I named all the pawns Andy and L.A.

You kill me, Alf!
 

john w

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Did they let you watch Hinn in prison, W?

Wow, bloke!. That cliche, stumper of yours, has been only employed by you, 666 times, in recent years. Did you receive it, via a "word of knowledge," by putting your hands on your digital TV, with rabbit ears, while watching "CBN?" Or, did you Google it?
 

patrick jane

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Banned
I got a tape measure and a volt meter. A shirt and chocolate. And peanuts. Slippers and another nice gift. The best part was family and love and remembering Jesus Christ together. It's been a wonderful Christmas with great food !!!


Plus a bottle of premium vodka
 
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OCTOBER23

New member
john W ,

Is that Tammy Fay Baker ?
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PATRICK & JANE,

My wife cooked a ten pound turkey with Baked potatoes and Carrots and Onions

and Gravy and Cranberry sauce and it was DEEELICIOUS.

And she gave me a great big warm hug too.
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patrick jane

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Banned
john W ,

Is that Tammy Fay Baker ?
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PATRICK & JANE,

My wife cooked a ten pound turkey with Baked potatoes and Carrots and Onions

and Gravy and Cranberry sauce and it was DEEELICIOUS.

And she gave me a great big warm hug too.
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Sounds awesome, I need a wifey
 

john w

New member
Hall of Fame
john W ,

Is that Tammy Fay Baker ?
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PATRICK & JANE,

My wife cooked a ten pound turkey with Baked potatoes and Carrots and Onions

and Gravy and Cranberry sauce and it was DEEELICIOUS.

And she gave me a great big warm hug too.
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Correctamundo.
 
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