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musterion

Well-known member
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There's so much going on here that I would caption this simply, "America, 2016."
 

ok doser

lifeguard at the cement pond
i love the look on the kid's face - "mom - stopping being a retard!"


and the look on the cop's face is priceless :darwinsm:
 

Danoh

New member
Funny story about two cops.

True story...

Once, while on a bike back in my teens, I ran a red light and was crossing an avenue when a cop car smacked right into me and sent me flying a good distance away.

The two cops rush over, white as ghosts and obviously worried sick.

Their fussing over me; really worried.

Taking pity on the poor guys, I tell them I'm okay, and stand up to 'prove it - see!'

"Well in that case" one them said; brightening up "here's a ticket."

Cracked me up big time.

Still does, whenever I think on it :rotfl:
 

ok doser

lifeguard at the cement pond
She could be screaming, "What are THOSE?!"

woman, pointing: "Those are fabulous shoes! Where did you buy them?"

little kid, pulling: "No Mom - you have four closets full of shoes at home. Leave the poor cop alone and stop embarrassing me!"

Cop with smug look on his face, thinking: "These really are great shoes!"
 

glassjester

Well-known member
Funny story about two cops.

True story...

Once, while on a bike back in my teens, I ran a red light and was crossing an avenue when a cop car smacked right into me and sent me flying a good distance away.

The two cops rush over, white as ghosts and obviously worried sick.

Their fussing over me; really worried.

Taking pity on the poor guys, I tell them I'm okay, and stand up to 'prove it - see!'

"Well in that case" one them said; brightening up "here's a ticket."

Cracked me up big time.

Still does, whenever I think on it :rotfl:

How much was the ticket?


Here's a another bike story:
When I was in college, I used to bike to the deli I worked at.
One morning, while leaving, I had a sudden, intense itch in the crotch area.
I stopped for a short scratch, then headed out.

About halfway to work, a car sped out of a parking lot, smacked into a street sign, broke it, and sent it spearing out into the street, literally just a foot or so in front of me.

I'm convinced the itch saved my life.

Anyway, the driver speeds off, and I stop to go get the sign out of the street.
A woman runs out of the building, probably heard the car hit the sign.

Looks at me, hauling the broken sign out of the street, looks at my bike and says, "What happened? You hit the sign?"
 

musterion

Well-known member
She's shrieking, "THIS FAR AND NO FARTHER, YOU BIGOT!" at a city bus. The kid is upset because he already knows Mommy let her pills run out.
 

Danoh

New member
How much was the ticket?


Here's a another bike story:
When I was in college, I used to bike to the deli I worked at.
One morning, while leaving, I had a sudden, intense itch in the crotch area.
I stopped for a short scratch, then headed out.

About halfway to work, a car sped out of a parking lot, smacked into a street sign, broke it, and sent it spearing out into the street, literally just a foot or so in front of me.

I'm convinced the itch saved my life.

Anyway, the driver speeds off, and I stop to go get the sign out of the street.
A woman runs out of the building, probably heard the car hit the sign.

Looks at me, hauling the broken sign out of the street, looks at my bike and says, "What happened? You hit the sign?"

You've been itchin ta tell that story; haven't ya?

Well, now you can scratch it off your bucket list.
 

Danoh

New member
She's shrieking, "THIS FAR AND NO FARTHER, YOU BIGOT!" at a city bus. The kid is upset because he already knows Mommy let her pills run out.

I wonder how he is doing; he looked really frightened.

I swear...some people have no right to have children...
 

musterion

Well-known member
I wonder how he is doing; he looked really frightened.

I swear...some people have no right to have children...

What do you expect from people (leftists) who have been convinced that children are disposable before birth and can be completely government subsidized after birth?
 
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