Smilie story contest

[Poly]

Time once again for a TOL....

Smilie story contest


Submit a story using as many smilies in place of words as you can. You can enter an already existing story or make up one of your own.

Winner gets a level upgrade not to exceed the gold level. If you're already a gold member, you can give a gift to a member of your choosing and upgrade their level.

An short example of a smilie story might be....

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful each:. She was very smart and loving because she would :Clete: people upside the head with truth. But this made some people . They would address the each: and try to :argue: with her over how mean she was. But the each: told them that the mean thing to do would be to keep :shut: over how wicked they were. Being nice would simply make them think there was nothing wrong with what they were doing which could eventually lead to their :rip:. They continued their :maxi: not having a leg to stand on when they would :argue: with her. She eventually got fed up with them. Their nonsense would make her :yawn:. She knew it was time to shake the dust from her shoes and leave them be to their :hammer:. This made them even more . So the towns people secretly :listen: against her to :Letsargu: her. Her true friends heard of their plot and :Slippery: her. She was a member of the NRA and a firm believer in her right to bear :Grizzly:. She slept with her AK 47 close to her side and when the evil towns people snuck in to :execute: her, she :crash: the evil conspirators. She blasted their sorry selves until they were linger:. Then peace was once again restored and they all lived happily ever after.

The end

 

[Tambora]

Time once again for a TOL....

Smilie story contest


Submit a story using as many smilies in place of words as you can. You can enter an already existing story or make up one of your own.

Winner gets a level upgrade not to exceed the gold level. If you're already a gold member, you can give a gift to a member of your choosing and upgrade their level.

An short example of a smilie story might be....

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful each:. She was very smart and loving because she would :Clete: people upside the head with truth. But this made some people . They would address the each: and try to :argue: with her over how mean she was. But the each: told them that the mean thing to do would be to keep :shut: over how wicked they were. Being nice would simply make them think there was nothing wrong with what they were doing which could eventually lead to their :rip:. They continued their :maxi: not having a leg to stand on when they would :argue: with her. She eventually got fed up with them. Their nonsense would make her :yawn:. She knew it was time to shake the dust from her shoes and leave them be to their :hammer:. This made them even more . So the towns people secretly :listen: against her to :Letsargu: her. Her true friends heard of their plot and :Slippery: her. She was a member of the NRA and a firm believer in her right to bear :Grizzly:. She slept with her AK 47 close to her side and when the evil towns people snuck in to :execute: her, she :crash: the evil conspirators. She blasted their sorry selves until they were linger:. Then peace was once again restored and they all lived happily ever after.

The end

And they sang Poly wolly doodle all the day!!!

 

[musterion]

oly:



For :readthis:


it is by grace

that ye are saved

though faith

And that not of yourselves :idunno:


it is the gift of God.

Not of works

:whip:


lest any man should boast. :shut:

 

[musterion]

Time once again for a TOL....

Smilie story contest


Submit a story using as many smilies in place of words as you can. You can enter an already existing story or make up one of your own.

Winner gets a level upgrade not to exceed the gold level. If you're already a gold member, you can give a gift to a member of your choosing and upgrade their level.

An short example of a smilie story might be....

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful each:. She was very smart and loving because she would :Clete: people upside the head with truth. But this made some people . They would address the each: and try to :argue: with her over how mean she was. But the each: told them that the mean thing to do would be to keep :shut: over how wicked they were. Being nice would simply make them think there was nothing wrong with what they were doing which could eventually lead to their :rip:. They continued their :maxi: not having a leg to stand on when they would :argue: with her. She eventually got fed up with them. Their nonsense would make her :yawn:. She knew it was time to shake the dust from her shoes and leave them be to their :hammer:. This made them even more . So the towns people secretly :listen: against her to :Letsargu: her. Her true friends heard of their plot and :Slippery: her. She was a member of the NRA and a firm believer in her right to bear :Grizzly:. She slept with her AK 47 close to her side and when the evil towns people snuck in to :execute: her, she :crash: the evil conspirators. She blasted their sorry selves until they were linger:. Then peace was once again restored and they all lived happily ever after.

The end

Set the bar kinda high there, dincha.

 

[Tambora]

In the year 2525,
If man :luigi: is still alive linger:
If woman

can survive,
they may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth

, tell no lie

Everything you think

, do

and say

Is in the pill

you took today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth

, won't need your eyes

You won't find a thing to chew :chew:
Nobody's gonna look

at you

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides

Your legs

got nothin' to do
Some machine's

doin' that for you

In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife

You'll pick your son

, pick your daughter

too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a coming, He oughta make it by then

Maybe He'll look around

Himself and say
Guess it's time for the judgment day

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased :thumb: where man has been
Or tear it down

and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' :think: if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give

And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been ten thousand years

Man has cried

a billion tears
For what, he never knew

, now man's reign

is through

But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight

So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday

 

[Nihilo]

2.0
:scripto::cattyfan: In the beginning CleverDan was the Word :king:, and the Word was with God :king:, and the Word was God :WA: :king:. The same was in the beginning with God :king:. All things :chicken: :rain: were made by him :king:; and without him was not any thing made that was made :nono:. In him was life; and the life was the light of men :Brandon:.

And the light :Brandon: shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not :nono:. There was a man sent from God, whose name was John :mrt:. The same :mrt: came for a witness :singer:, to bear witness :singer: of the Light :Brandon:, that all men :sam: through him might believe :1Way:. He :mrt: was not that Light :Brandon:, but was sent :salute: to bear witness :singer: of that Light :Brandon:. That was the true Light :1Way: :Brandon:, which lighteth:Brandon: every man that cometh into the world. He was in the world :chicken: :rain:, and the world was made by him :king:, and the world knew him not :colt45:. He came

unto his :king: own, and his :king: own received him not :CRASH:. But as many as received him :sam:, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name :1Way:: Which were born, not of blood :nono:, nor of the will of the flesh :nono:, nor of the will of man :nono:, but of God :1Way: :Brandon: :king:. And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us atrol:, (and we beheld his glory :Brandon: :king:, the glory :noway: as of the only begotten :1Way: of the Father,) full of grace and truth :Wamba:.

 

[Poly]

I'm tellin' ya what... summa ya'll could turn a thread on cake recipes into a theological discussion.

I've deleted all posts that don't pertain to creating smilie stories.

C'mon yous guys! Lighten up and have some fun. :banana:

And they sang Poly wolly doodle all the day!!!

See?? Tambora gets it!

Set the bar kinda high there, dincha.

[Poly suck up]The way I see it, the smartest people on the internet are on TOL and should have no problem being very creative in coming up with cool stories.[/Poly suck up]

:think:

:scripto: :cattyfan: CleverDan

:readthis:

 

[musterion]

I'm tellin' ya what... summa ya'll could turn a thread on cake recipes into a theological discussion.

We have cake?

 

[patrick jane]

[MENTION=10856]serpentdove[/MENTION] is an expert at smiley stories -

 

[Poly]

We have cake?

:doh:

 

[Poly]

Time once again for a TOL....

Smilie story contest


Submit a story using as many smilies in place of words as you can. You can enter an already existing story or make up one of your own.

....or not. :noid:

Ya'll are just boring. :yawn:

 

[Tambora]

....or not. :noid:

Ya'll are just boring. :yawn:

Get the cattle prod out, Poly.

 

[Poly]

....or not. :noid:

Ya'll are just boring. :yawn:

I have my doubts that even that could liven up things around here.

 

[Poly]

Whoa!! Three whole stories submitted. So much reading, I thought I'd never get through them all.

Anyway....

Enjoyed all three but I gotta go with Nihilo.

Thanks for the entries guys! :up:




(Nihilo your upgrade should go into effect within the next couple of days.)

 

[Nihilo]

Whoa!! Three whole stories submitted. So much reading, I thought I'd never get through them all.

Anyway....

Enjoyed all three but I gotta go with Nihilo.

Thanks for the entries guys! :up:




(Nihilo your upgrade should go into effect within the next couple of days.)

arty:

 

[patrick jane]

arty:

Congrats Nihilo -

Mention for [MENTION=3698]Tambora[/MENTION] for her great composition !!