I need "1,000,000, 000" (One million) Reps by midnight
tonight or I will be forced to stay on TOL for at least two
more years. Why I need them, is personal. I suppose my
motives are selfish and may not even be warranted?
I call upon the generosity of every poster who feels a
tug at their heartstrings and is motivated to grant me
enough "Pos-Reps" that will hoist me over the one
million mark. In return, I will have nice thoughts about
you, for at least ten seconds after receiving each new
"Pos-Rep."
In no way am I being disingenuous, when I say, those
posters who share their "Pos-Reps" with me, will become
my personal heroes. They will receive a place in my heart
that is usually reserved for, extraordinary tap dancers,
people who reenact civil war battles, hot air balloon
enthusiasts, and amateur auctioneers.
If you can find it in your heart, please share your unused
"Pos-Reps?" It's for a good cause. You won't regret it.
Your friend, GM.
tonight or I will be forced to stay on TOL for at least two
more years. Why I need them, is personal. I suppose my
motives are selfish and may not even be warranted?
I call upon the generosity of every poster who feels a
tug at their heartstrings and is motivated to grant me
enough "Pos-Reps" that will hoist me over the one
million mark. In return, I will have nice thoughts about
you, for at least ten seconds after receiving each new
"Pos-Rep."
In no way am I being disingenuous, when I say, those
posters who share their "Pos-Reps" with me, will become
my personal heroes. They will receive a place in my heart
that is usually reserved for, extraordinary tap dancers,
people who reenact civil war battles, hot air balloon
enthusiasts, and amateur auctioneers.
If you can find it in your heart, please share your unused
"Pos-Reps?" It's for a good cause. You won't regret it.
Your friend, GM.
