Proof that there is no cure for baldness

[john w]

In the future:

Wait....What's happening here?:

And here?:

Shazam!

 

[theophilus]

Hair Club?

 

[ok doser]

who would win in a death cage match, ruk or khan?

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[SaulToPaul 2]

In the future:


Shazam!

Rumor has it that Mr. Schwump wore a "piece".

 

[ok doser]

concealed carry?

 

[alwight]

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Easy peasy.

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If caught out by the wind point into the distance and shout "DUCK"! ...Quickly rearrange and no one will ever notice. lain:

 

[john w]

Rumor has it that Mr. Schwump wore a "piece".

Oh, you're a regular Jack Benny, ain'tcha, Mayor? Why don't you head on down to your local "Esquire Club," and grease the golf balls, and the tee's, with the "Vitallis" you put in your rug, so you can rig the game, against your opponents, and impress the "Lydia's" of the club? You are a real riot, Mayor....

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Oh, you're a regular Jack Benny, ain'tcha, Mayor? Why don't you head on down to your local "Esquire Club," and grease the golf balls, and the tee's, with the "Vitallis" you put in your rug, so you can rig the game, against your opponents, and impress the "Lydia's" of the club? You are a real riot, Mayor....

I will take the Lydias any day of the week over those Daphne types that chase after you Alpha Male figures.

Am I getting through to you fella?

 

[john w]

I will take the Lydias any day of the week over those Daphne types that chase after you Alpha Male figures.

Am I getting through to you fella?

I got it. You're a mite sensitive today, Mayor. Hangin' out with Jubil Foster, are ya?

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

I got it. You're a mite sensitive today, Mayor. Hangin' out with Jubil Foster, are ya?

I take off on Jubil Foster when my blood sugar gets low.

 

[john w]

I take off on Jubil Foster when my blood sugar gets low.

Oh, you are a real George Burns, and Gracie Allen, Mayor! Why don't you head on down to the old folks home, and switch the "Mr. Cookie Bar" deserts with "Fig Newtons?" Wouldn't that be funnier than a "barrel of monkey's?"

And what is so funny, about a "barrel of monkeys?" Wonder why they use that stumper? It's a mite curious.

 

[ok doser]

i suspect that if you crammed a bunch of monkeys in a barrel, they would not be amused

 

[Nick M]

i suspect that if you crammed a bunch of monkeys in a barrel, they would not be amused

You think tardly Artie, Barbie, and Purexcrement would fit in one barrel?

 

[ok doser]

we could use a hydraulic press! :banana:

 

[Eeset]

we could use a hydraulic press! :banana:

and make whine!

 

[Angel4Truth]

i suspect that if you crammed a bunch of monkeys in a barrel, they would not be amused

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[john w]

and make whine!

I don't know about you, Esset-"wine." Happy hour a bit early today, don't you think?

 

[SaulToPaul 2]

Oh, you are a real George Burns, and Gracie Allen, Mayor! Why don't you head on down to the old folks home, and switch the "Mr. Cookie Bar" deserts with "Fig Newtons?" Wouldn't that be funnier than a "barrel of monkey's?"

And what is so funny, about a "barrel of monkeys?" Wonder why they use that stumper? It's a mite curious.

I have an idea. Why don't you help Goober take apart a car, and put it back together in the court house...wouldn't that be a scream?

 

[john w]

I have an idea. Why don't you help Goober take apart a car, and put it back together in the court house...wouldn't that be a scream?

I don't believe in falsifying my mechanical abilities. You may believe in falsifying; but I don't, Mayor.