Plane diverted due to fake bomb

[musterion]

Flight to Paris diverted after a suspicious guy left this in the can.

How stupid. It's obviously just a kitchen timer he invented.

 

[patrick jane]

How did somebody get that on a plane ?

It looks real enough to freak me out

 

[musterion]

How did somebody get that on a plane ?

It looks real enough to freak me out

It's just a timer, racist! Why do you hate the Islamic race?!?1

That's it, your name's going on The List.

 

[rocketman]

It's just a timer, racist! Why do you hate the Islamic race?!?1

That's it, your name's going on The List.

The "No Fly List" ?

 

[musterion]

Hah, no. You wish. I mean THE List, on Hillary's bathroom server.