The ones that make you fight back a smile or a laugh because you are embarrassed you thought it was funny.
Two young boys were talking about all the gifts they received at Christmas.
Jimmy:
Best Christmas ever! I got a new X-BOX with every game that can be played on it. I got season tickets to my favorite sports team games, along with an autographed shirt from my favorite player. A big new shinny 10-speed mountain bike with all the accessories. And tickets to Disney Land.
What all did you get, Fred?
Fred:
All I got was some new school clothes.
Jimmy:
Why?
Fred:
Because I don't have cancer, Jimmy.
Jimmy:
Best Christmas ever! I got a new X-BOX with every game that can be played on it. I got season tickets to my favorite sports team games, along with an autographed shirt from my favorite player. A big new shinny 10-speed mountain bike with all the accessories. And tickets to Disney Land.
What all did you get, Fred?
Fred:
All I got was some new school clothes.
Jimmy:
Why?
Fred:
Because I don't have cancer, Jimmy.
