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Love eating fish and hushpuppies in my brown scapular.
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Love eating fish and hushpuppies in my brown scapular.
I had to put scapular in google.
Oh, you are a regular George Gobel, in recent days, ain't cha, Mayor? Why don't you head on down to your local Morelli's, on a Friday, during "Lent," tell old man Morelli, a devout Roman, that you are a converted Muslim, from Texas, and demand chopped steak ala Morelli, smothered with shrooms, with Texas toast on the side, and and offer him a $.25 tip, for his consideration? Wouldn't that be fun?
ROFL!Darby invented the brown scapular.
Now I know why things did not work out with you and Mary Grace.
You aren't "nice".
You might believe that I'm not in being "nice," but I'm just high spirited.
You are in denial.
It's no wonder Mary Grace told you to "talk to the hand" when you asked her to the town social.
Oh, you're now takin' off on Jerry Lewis, Mayor! Why don't you head on down, to the local high school "sock hop" tonight, Mayor, with your town "Mr. Schwum," and ask the kids if they know how to dance the "Rumba," and when they seem a bit perplexed, tell them, "Pick a rumba between 1 and 10!"? Wouldn't that be fun?You are a real riot, Mayor.
Oh boy, you're a regular Don Rickles today aren't you, saint john?
Try to give a fella a little advice on the proper way to court Mary Grace and all you get is heartaches....heartaches!