The pitcher on the Mound is Town Heretic, one of TOL's best pitchers. His knuckle ball is hard to bat back. He pitches where the batter is vulnerable. The crowd is cheering the pitcher. Townie with his classy style is a popular one. The Batter on the other hand, like Roger Maris in 1962, is not a popular batter and yet he has a reputation for drilling the ball hard often into the pitcher's legs.
The bases are loaded: Townie winds up and pitches. It's a knuckler.
The ball finally lands behind the upper level seats behind center field as all the base runners run over home plate.
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The bases are loaded: Townie winds up and pitches. It's a knuckler.
ACW swings. Crack! The ball is sailing into the stadium lights. The audience is already booing.For those unaccustomed to ASCon's methodology, when he loses a point he scrambles to create something he can wave a checkered flag at.
I have an admission to make that I've been holding back for sometime now TH (I suggest that everyone sit down, as this could literally knock you down).
aCultureWarrior lowers his head, trying to find the right words to say (dang it aCW, just be honest with them, they'll understand).
I was born with the "mock gene". I knew from an early age that I was born to mock, but didn't understand why. Then a group of mockers got a hold of me and told me that I was born that way! Once I found that others were like me, we started a club.
Not having the free will to change, I decided that I needed protection from mockophobic bigots and made the necessary connections in the legislature to add my gene to state and federal hate crime laws.
Sigh, I feel so much better now that I've gotten that burdensome secret off of my chest.
The ball finally lands behind the upper level seats behind center field as all the base runners run over home plate.
Rules--No whining or complaining
No bashing ACW in this thread
No adding derogatory tags--I'll have them removed.
Disruption of this thread will be reported.
Congrats only.