ECT D'ism has the Twots (pron.: toots)

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Interplanner

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There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
Two gospels,
two thrones,
two heavens,
two kingdoms
two groups of Christians,
two new covenants,
two bibles.

It's got the "twots". It's a hoot with the twots.
 
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Danoh

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Interplanner said:
There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
Two gospels,
two thrones,
two heavens,
two kingdoms
two groups of Christians,
two new covenants,
two bibles.

It's got the "twots". It's a hoot with the twots.
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The Bible was confused - until Interplanner came along to sort out what's what.

Get with the books based program, people.
 
SaulToPaul 2

SaulToPaul 2

Well-known member
Interplanner said:
There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
Two gospels,
two thrones,
two heavens,
two kingdoms
two groups of Christians,
two new covenants,
two bibles.

It's got the "twots". It's a hoot with the twots.
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More than 2 gospels.
More than 2 thrones.
More than 2 heavens.
One Kingdom of God.
One new covenant.
One Holy Bible, that you despise.

Get your facts straight.
 
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Interplanner

Well-known member
I hate to stink up things further, so I'll go back to referring to the headaches.

Another headache of D'ism is that they know the NT, but it has no background. It's just a very few soundbytes glommed together that "prove" Chafer was right.
 
Right Divider

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Interplanner said:
There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
Two gospels,
two thrones,
two heavens,
two kingdoms
two groups of Christians,
two new covenants,
two bibles.

It's got the "twots". It's a hoot with the twots.
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Always lying and deceiving, you are.

There are many MORE than two gospels.

There is one kingdom of God in TWO parts (heaven and earth).

There is ONE new covenant between God and Israel (Jeremiah says it and Hebrews confirms that fact).

There are THREE heavens (2 Cor 12:1).

But, by all means, don't let the God of Word keep you from telling your fairy tale.
 
Tambora

Tambora

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Interplanner said:
There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
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There is one thing you can count on with IPism: replacement theology.

Two gospels,
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All good news is not the same good news.
There are differences.

two thrones,
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All thrones are not the same throne.
There are differences.

two heavens,
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The fact that you use the plural (heavens) shows that not all heavens are the same.
There are differences.

two kingdoms
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All kingdoms are not the same kingdom.
There are differences.

two groups of Christians,
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GOD chose several folks for different things and different purposes.
There are differences.

two new covenants,
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Flat out lie, as scripture reveals GOD gave the old covenant to the same people He gave the new covenant - Israel.

two bibles.
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Flat out lie.
 
SaulToPaul 2

SaulToPaul 2

Well-known member
Interplanner said:
There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
Two gospels,
two thrones,
two heavens,
two kingdoms
two groups of Christians,
two new covenants,
two bibles.

It's got the "twots". It's a hoot with the twots.
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How many general sections were there in the Temple?


Yep, three.


There was an outer section for the people. Earth.
There was a section for the priests to operate. New Jerusalem.
There was a section beyond the veil, the Holy of Holies. Heaven.


God has redeemed people for all three. Quit mixing them.
 
john w

john w

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Interplanner said:
There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
Two gospels,
two thrones,
two heavens,
two kingdoms
two groups of Christians,
two new covenants,
two bibles.

It's got the "twots". It's a hoot with the twots.
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Translation: Humanism. That is, for eg., I, Interloper, cannot understand how there can be more than one piece of good news("Two gospels"), in the book. What I cannot understand, I will not believe. So, there is not more than one piece of good news in the book.

This is how an atheist dismisses the concept of God, hell, the lake of fire, punishment, acountabilty, authority, justice......

Well done.
 
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DAN P

Well-known member
Interplanner said:
There is "one" thing you can count on D'ism: everything is two.
Two gospels,
two thrones,
two heavens,
two kingdoms
two groups of Christians,
two new covenants,
two bibles.

It's got the "twots". It's a hoot with the twots.
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Hi and lets see who has the " toots " !!

#1 , there are not to Gospels , but 4 Gospels and IP does not know what to call the ONE in Rom 5:14 , what GOSPEL it is , so much for I P and deserves at least 10 " toots " for I P !!

#2 , There are at least 1000 n Thrones in nthe bible , one " toot " for this one !!

#3 ,Here is a good one and says there are just 2 HEAVENS when the bible says there are 4 and another ten " toots " for this one , IP !!

#4 He says 2 Kingdom , when there are MORE , the Kingdom of Heaven , Kingdom of His dear Son , and Eph 1:10 speaks to other HEAVENS , and this is a really " TOOTER " !!

#5 Number 5 , not "toots " and must be FAKE NEWS until I P gives verse for PROOF !!


#6 Here is another "'TOOTER " so lets hear it fot the " TOOTER " 1 P !!


By the way , the Number 2 by Bullinger means DIVISION or DIFFERENCES and way to the LEFT !!

dan p
 
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