April 12th 2006 Nineveh Was Inspired...

[Nineveh]

I thought of something. Know how Evangelics Protestants really push the phrase "Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?"

I thought of the absolute coolest Catholic response:

"Accept Jesus? I ate Jesus not too long ago, and then washed down Jesus with his blood. Do i have any Jesus stuck in my teeth?"

That would also work for Jehovah's witnesses, especially if they visit right after mass:

JW: "Can i come in and tell you about the awesome might of Jehovah?"

Catholic: "Sure, lemme pick my teeth first; i just got finished eating someone."

Cite

After reading this post, I have come to the conclusion we absolutely need a drooling idiot.gif. Anyone?

 

[Lighthouse]

Cite

After reading this post, I have come to the conclusion we absolutely need a drooling idiot.gif. Anyone?

I agree. Want me to make it?

 

[Nineveh]

Maybe we can get a whole bunch of folks to find or create drooling idiots for Apologist then have a vote

 

[Lighthouse]

Sounds like fun.

 

[JoyfulRook]

Let's do it!

Get Turbo, Lucky, and Knight to help out too!

 

[Nineveh]

And if the OP wasn't enough inspiration for others, they should check out this thread.

 

[drbrumley]

Nineevah,check the shoutbox for two droolers.

 

[Nineveh]

Cool! Thank you doc! I saved them to my special "drool" file

 

[Free-Agent Smith]

Nineveh,check the shoutbox for two droolers.

See if you can't post them in here.

That was funny but he is still about as smart as a knob.

 

[cattyfan]

Cool! Thank you doc! I saved them to my special "drool" file

***note to self: never reach into Nineveh's file drawers...yuck.

 

[Lighthouse]

***note to self: never reach into Nineveh's file drawers...yuck.

:chuckle:

 

[Free-Agent Smith]

Cool! Thank you doc! I saved them to my special "drool" file

That does sound pretty disgusting. :chew: