AP reporter accidentally blows himself up

[Gary K]

Oops! AP Reporter Forgets To Remove Hamas Headband Before Going Live

GAZA—In an embarrassing blunder on camera, a Middle East reporter for the Associated Press Forgot to remove his green Hamas headband and ski mask before going live to cover Israel's latest airstrike.

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[Gary K]

AOC calls for boycott of Sesame Street as it is sponsored by numbers.

Ocasio-Cortez Calls For Boycott Of 'Sesame Street' After Discovering Show Is Sponsored By Numbers

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced that she is leading a boycott against the popular show Sesame Street.

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[ok doser]

Numbers are racist

 

[Gary K]

Biden proposes $2 trillion bill to find out what causes inflation. Can't remember a time when anyone spent $2 trillion on anything.

Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What's Causing Inflation Rates To Rise

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden proposed a $2 trillion spending bill Monday for the purpose of determining the cause of rising inflation. This is Biden’s fourth proposed $2 trillion bill in as many months.

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[Gary K]

Numbers are racist

Especially when a person has problems understanding numbers.