Mocking You
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A Baptist man, a Pentecostal woman, and a Calvinist all die and get to the gates of Heaven. Peter tells them, “You’ve all been faithful, but to get into Heaven I am going to need to interview each of you in private to make sure you're going to make it.”
At this point the Baptist and Pentecostal are sweating bullets. Peter chooses the Baptist to go first. So, they go into a small room and are in there for 6 hours. The Pentecostal lady knows that if the Baptist man is having this hard of a time she really must be in trouble. Finally, after the six hours, the Baptist comes out and goes “Whew, I made it.”
Still, nervous the Pentecostal lady takes her turn and goes in. After 12 hours the Baptist guy was starting to wonder if she would pass, but sure enough she comes out and says “Whew, I made it.”
The Calvinist confidently walks into the room and shuts the door behind him. He’s in there for over 24 hours and the Pentecostal and Baptist are really starting to wonder what the heck is going on.
Finally, St. Peter comes out and says, “Whew, I made it!”
At this point the Baptist and Pentecostal are sweating bullets. Peter chooses the Baptist to go first. So, they go into a small room and are in there for 6 hours. The Pentecostal lady knows that if the Baptist man is having this hard of a time she really must be in trouble. Finally, after the six hours, the Baptist comes out and goes “Whew, I made it.”
Still, nervous the Pentecostal lady takes her turn and goes in. After 12 hours the Baptist guy was starting to wonder if she would pass, but sure enough she comes out and says “Whew, I made it.”
The Calvinist confidently walks into the room and shuts the door behind him. He’s in there for over 24 hours and the Pentecostal and Baptist are really starting to wonder what the heck is going on.
Finally, St. Peter comes out and says, “Whew, I made it!”