I remember my dad saying
it is noon somewhere
I remember my sister saying
the only problem with not drinking
is
when you wake up in the morning
that is the best you are going to feel all day
in wisconsin I learned
that
you have to start first thing in the morning
if
you are going to drink all day
they now have these machines that will pack one pound of hamburger into a 6x4x3/4 patty
and
all you have to do is salt and pepper the top
and
put that side on the grill first