How high is your IQ?

[genuineoriginal]

Rules of the game:

• no numbers allowed
• be honest
• be creative

If you are posting how high your IQ is, you must provide some unusual comparison on how high it is without giving away the real number.

Example: my IQ is higher than my best bowling score.
Since I am not giving away my best bowling score, my IQ could be higher than a lousy bowling score, or it could be higher than a great bowling score, or somewhere in between.

Example: my IQ is higher than the number of seeds in an orange but lower than the number of seeds in a pomegranate.
Since a seedless orange has no seeds and a pomegranate has many times the number seeds as the average IQ number, this is a very large range.

So, how high is your IQ?

 

[resodko]

this high:

 

[Desert Reign]

My IQ is in the top 99.99% of the population.

 

[resodko]

My IQ is in the top 99.99% of the population.

what population?

the population of carbon-based life forms on planet earth?

 

[Word based mystic]

My IQ is in the top 99.99% of the population.

if that was the case you would not be standing in the rain with a frown on your face.

 

[genuineoriginal]

My IQ is in the top 99.99% of the population.

No numbers.

Find another way to say your IQ is higher than the number of orange pips in a Sherlock Holmes story.

 

[genuineoriginal]

this high:

Is that in inches or in centimeters?

Never mind, either way is hilarious. . .

 

[Word based mystic]

add a hundred to the last 2 digits of my year i was born and it matches my mensa score in high school

but i am sure it is significantly lower now.

 

[resodko]

Rules of the game:

• no numbers allowed
• be honest
• be creative

If you are posting how high your IQ is, you must provide some unusual comparison on how high it is without giving away the real number.

Example: my IQ is higher than my best bowling score.
Since I am not giving away my best bowling score, my IQ could be higher than a lousy bowling score, or it could be higher than a great bowling score, or somewhere in between.

i rolled a 240 once, when i played in a league

that's Marilyn vos Savant territory! :banana:

 

[genuineoriginal]

My IQ is higher than the temperature of the hottest day in Higashiomi, Japan last year.

 

[genuineoriginal]

i rolled a 240 once, when i played in a league

that's Marilyn vos Savant territory! :banana:

You can't use that example if it violates the "be honest" rule.

 

[resodko]

my iq is lower than the boiling point of water....


...

Spoiler

in Kelvin degrees! :banana:

 

[genuineoriginal]

My IQ is lower than the number of Spartans present at the defense of Thermopylae, but higher than the number of Spartans that survived that battle.

 

[resodko]

my iq is higher than ten million, as counted by Leibniz

 

[Eeset]

Once my IQ was very high but then the plane landed.

 

[Mocking You]

I took the MENSA test, passed it, then declined to join up.

 

[Delmar]

Lower than Einstein higher than Forest Gump.

 

[Mocking You]

Once my IQ was very high but then the plane landed.

So that's what Conan was depicting with Leno.

 

[genuineoriginal]

Was it this test?

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The DENSA test

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? (Yes/No)
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; some months have 30. How many have 28 days?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? (Yes/No)
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what is the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes will the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
13. A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors?
14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

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[Nick M]

I think I remember a number from a long time ago. No need to share. I do in fact remember the ASVAB, which is not intelligence, but aptitude compared to the populace taking the test.