Delmar's POD 11-13-06

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Delmar

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Chileice said:
Doc,
Remind me NEVER to invite you to do the funeral if my grandchild dies.

"Dearly beloved we are gathered together to bury this unregenerate pice of scum who was obviously pre-destined to hell because he was killed in a swimming pool accident at age 2. Real sorry folks, but you can't argue with God. Bubba, would ya throw some dirt on that little worthless body, now. I guess you can all go home and I hope the next funeral is for one of the chosen."

I don't believe that would be much help or comfort... even to the "elect".

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